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    Q:. Where does a snowman keep his money?
    A: In a snow bank.

    Cold Winter
    The Indians asked their Chief in Autumn if the Winter was going to be cold or not.
    Not really knowing an answer, the chief replies that the Winter was going to be cold with lots of snow and that the members of the village were to collect wood to be prepared.

    Being a good leader, he then went to the next phone booth and called the National Weather Service and asked, "Is this winter to be cold?"

    The man on the phone responded, "This Winter is going to be quite cold indeed."

    So the Chief went back to speed up his people to collect even more wood to be prepared. A week later he called the National Weather Service again, "Is it going to be a very cold winter?"

    "Yes", the man replied, "it's going to be a very cold Winter."

    So the Chief goes back to his people and orders them to go and find every scrap of wood they can find. Two weeks later he calls the National Weather Service again: "Are you absolutely sure that the
    Winter is going to be very cold?"

    "Absolutely," the man replies, "the Indians are collecting wood like crazy!"






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    That's a joke with some serious wood in it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by illilli View Post
    That's a joke with some serious wood in it!
    I came into this thread thinking there was going to be something about "snowballs", "snowblower" - something like that... Instead it's about wood. Not that I'm disappointed or anything - it was a good joke. Just sayin'

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    What I was hoping Is people would add on winter jokes. We might as well laugh about this mess!

    So GG your more the welcome to add your winter balls and snow blower jokes!






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    Okay, here you go....

    The truck driver stopped to picked up the girl hitchhiker in short shorts.
    "Say, what's your name, mister?" she inquired, after she climbed up in the truck.
    "It's Snow, Roy Snow," he answered, "and what's yours?"
    "I'm June, June Hansen," she said.
    "Hey, why do you keep sizing me up with those sidelong glances?" she challenged the trucker some miles down the road.
    "Can you imagine what it might be like," he countered with a question of his own, "having eight inches of Snow in June?"

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    TBSCigars - "On Holiday"
    Grammar - It's the difference between knowing your crap and knowing you're crap.

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