An accident last year sidelined me for a bit but things are better now and I finally remembered my password to CS (it was "Cigar5") so I'm back to pester y'all.

When I click on "what's new" it's like, 18 pages -- and I don't have the patience, so I'm going to just assume that the following things have occurred since I last logged on.

1. Will spent some time in prison after getting in a fight with another parent at one of his daughter's softball games.
2. Jamie's crop of tobacco was confiscated by the feds because cigars will kill us all and so now he's planting marijuana.
3. George has enacted "random banning" in order to appease his thrist for power.
4. Hex has fixed the chat.