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**ashauler** · 09-08-2014, 08:36 AM

And with that, all cigars are submitted. We'll discuss the payout draft structure via the league message board!

**buzz** · 09-08-2014, 09:38 AM

Cool, so when does the football season start?

**Eville** · 09-09-2014, 03:08 PM

I'd love to say I meant to do that.

**ashauler** · 09-10-2014, 06:21 AM

Okey dokey, here are the standings:

Team	Points For	Points against	Record
Perro Enojado (ashauler)	118.96	92.86	1-0-0
Goaallllllll (Eville)	118.90	85.96	1-0-0
The buzzbombers (buzz)	114.72	108.34	1-0-0
Smoking Titans (thegreektitan)	99.22	57.78	1-0-0
K-town Megatrons (daydrunk)	108.34	114.72	0-1-0
The mighty brentaurs	92.86	118.96	0-1-0
Smoke 'em (dman4505)	85.96	118.90	0-1-0
Cigar city tabaneros (danb6177)	57.78	99.22	0-1-0

Looks like the "new" guys are off to a good start, all but one of them winning their games. Of course, the only returning player to win was....ME, but no one should be surprised by that.

As a matter of fact, everyone should get comfortable seeing me on the top of the leader board!

Payout discussion has been started on the league board, so everyone please check it out and make your suggestions. Don't forget to set your rosters and complete your league pick 'em choices prior to the deadlinne! Oh, btw, here are the standings in the league pick'em:

Team	Points
perro enojado	3
buzzbombers	3
Smoking titans	2
goalllllll	2
mighty brentaurs	1
ktown megatrons	0
cigarcity tabaneros	0
smoke 'em	0

Yep, no surprises here either!

**DanB6177** · 09-10-2014, 07:37 AM

not a good start for the tabaneros

**kingbeefy** · 09-10-2014, 09:20 AM

Welp, looks like I'll have a one loss season. Should still be enough to win it all.

**buzz** · 09-15-2014, 04:10 PM

I just checked and I have like 3 million points or something so I'm assuming I've already won this thing completely but we'll go ahead and play it out to the end just for the formality of it (I don't mind).

Jamie already started with the excuses about a broken toe or something. He changes his team every couple hours so it's no wonder his players are getting injuries walking in and out of his office to discuss trades.

I benched a few players just to try to make things more even. Actually I benched them accidentally and couldn't figure out how to get them to stand back up so I pulled the plug on my computer and it apears that everything went back to the way it was before I did the random benching. One of my kickers can't kick balls very good this week and the other one can. I played the one who can't. He needs the practice. I'm pretty much the best FFL coach I know.

Are there any football games tonight?

**Eville** · 09-15-2014, 04:26 PM

I don't want to take everyone's cigars, so I've decided that for the low price of half of each winners' cigar picks, I'll throw in the towel and bow out. Offer is good until Tuesday morning at 0800.

**buzz** · 09-15-2014, 04:35 PM

PM sent.

**kingbeefy** · 09-15-2014, 07:30 PM

Buzz, I am greatly appreciative of your coaching prowess so far this week. Your approach is giving my squad that boost of confidence it needs early in the season.

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**buzz** · 09-15-2014, 08:49 PM

Originally Posted by kingbeefy

Buzz, I am greatly appreciative of your coaching prowess so far this week. Your approach is giving my squad that boost of confidence it needs early in the season.

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Enjoy my ignorance while it lasts... for soon I will have discovered how many players are on a football team and how the points are actually awarded...

And then it will be over for you all.

**Eville** · 09-16-2014, 03:27 AM

Being undefeated sure feels good! Not that any of you would know. :D

**ashauler** · 09-16-2014, 08:13 AM

Originally Posted by Eville

Being undefeated sure feels good! Not that any of you would know. :D

Geesh....give 'em a little hope and see what happens.
I've started an Eville crow pile to go with Buzz's.

**kingbeefy** · 09-16-2014, 08:56 AM

And the winning streak begins for The Mighty Brentaurs. I've already started running mock drafts on the cigars.

**buzz** · 09-16-2014, 04:22 PM

Who's #1 for the League Pick'em?

**DanB6177** · 09-16-2014, 05:07 PM

0-2 in league....0-8 in pick em. I better go buy myself some sharks cuz dont look like Im getting any here lmao

**buzz** · 09-16-2014, 05:42 PM

Originally Posted by DanB6177

0-2 in league....0-8 in pick em. I better go buy myself some sharks cuz dont look like Im getting any here lmao

You should pick up a couple for Jamie and KB too.

**DanB6177** · 09-16-2014, 06:02 PM

Originally Posted by buzz

You should pick up a couple for Jamie and KB too.

Im predicting a win over jamie this week. The way I see it Im worse at pick than I am at actual games(anyone can go 0-2 but not many can do 0-8 in pick em). So im gonna pick jamie to win on pick em this way I win the actual game. Im taking you in pick em as well...like I did last week

**buzz** · 09-16-2014, 07:49 PM

Originally Posted by DanB6177

Im taking you in pick em as well...like I did last week

Sorry to mess you up last week, my coaching philosophy involves compassion for the weaker players and a certain randomness to what positions I put players in.

**ashauler** · 09-17-2014, 07:46 AM

Standing	team	username	record	points for	points against	league pick'em standing
1	Goallllllllllllll	eville	2-0	228.08	160.80	3 (3-5)
2	the buzzbombers	buzz	1-1	211.56	212.48	1 (5-3)
3	k-town megatrons	daydrunk	1-1	210.78	211.40	8 no selections
4	the mighty brentaurs	kingbeefy	1-1	198.00	216.10	6 (1-3)
5	smokin' titans	the greek titan	1-1	195.90	161.22	3 (3-5)
6	perro enojado	ashauler	1-1	191.32	194.54	2 (4-4)
7	smoke 'em	dman4505	1-1	187.64	190.96	3 (3-1)
8	cigar city tabaneros	danb6177	0-2	132.62	208.40	7 (0-8)