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[Eville]

I think most of my team took an impromptu bye week. Good job Don

[ashauler]

Still not bad to have one loss mid-way thru the season.
I was lucky this week and had enough beasts to outweigh the "no shows" on my roster!

[buzz]

My team, of course... won again -- which is win number 11 if my calculations are correct. Just one more week left before the Superbowl so it looks like this is all wrapped up and I've got the most points, so... I can't remember how we are doing the payouts but I'll go ahead and take 4 of those Sharks now and select my other 22 cigars later this week.

and so forth...

[ashauler]

My team, of course... won again -- which is win number 11 if my calculations are correct. Just one more week left before the Superbowl so it looks like this is all wrapped up and I've got the most points, so... I can't remember how we are doing the payouts but I'll go ahead and take 4 of those Sharks now and select my other 22 cigars later this week.

and so forth...

Well, since no one seems to want to discuss it, I unilaterally decided that I win, and winner takes all this year.
Seriously, we need to finalize the payout, and I think I started a discussion on the league board...........

[Eville]

Posted up in the payout thread.

[buzz]

So I totally forgot that the football things were still going on -- and just realized that last week I lost by 0.68 points.

What?!?

0.68 points?!?!?

zero. point. six. eight.

This is football right? Where a downtouch is worth 6 points and kicking the ball correctly is worth either 1 or 3 points depending on whether the kicker is right- or left-footed? And they get -2 points for a downtouch on the wrong side? How the heck did I lose by 0.68 points?!?!



I call total and absolute unadulterated shenanigans and officially demand that we play last week over again. Heck, I don't even know if I had my DEF position filled. And I might be wrong here, but I'm pretty sure I was using that Jamal dude, which should be a guaranteed win even if all my other players are on a bye week resting from their 7.13 minutes of play from the previous week.



Of course I am still occupying the #1 spot for the League Pick Em, because, well, as I divulged previously, I always choose me to win. And I've noticed now that everyone else has adopted the same tactic, which is smart so I won't fault you for it. Oh and here's a protip: don't vote for Jamie's team... I have it on pretty good authority* that he has absolutely no idea what he is doing.

* PM me for details

This week I'll win for sure which is no big suprise or anything. And so on and so forth...

[buzz]

Sorry, I spelled Jamaal's name wrong. It's spelled Jamaal. With three a's. My bad.

and so on...