Wait sorry, on this forum you call yourself the King of Beef. Ho Ho Ho! My elves were just reading some of your witty, yet somewhat disturbing posts on that other board you frequent and I got confused.

Since you are mostly a good boy over here, I guess I might consider dropping a couple gifts down your chimney this year. What is it that would make the King of Beef enjoy his Christmas holiday even more than usual this year? Don't be shy, tell Santa what you want.....Just don't expect to get it.

Ho Ho Ho! Merry Christmas!
Santa