Santa had a few to many with the orgy elves last night and posted this in the wrong place.

Well tell me there Mr. all bottle no throttle. Just how good have you been? What might be some of your likings. Hmm... how about some nice 1/2 smoked white owls? I'll have some of my elves burn them down and stick a used toothpick through the end so you have a nice handle. That way you don't burn your nubby little lawn mower shifting fingers. Let me know what other favors you might like. Or don't, I don't care.