Hello there little buzzy. Have you been a good boy this year? Have mommy and daddy had to spank or punish you lately? Don't lie to Santa... I see you when you're sleeping, and know if you've need bad or good! Hi Ho ho! Come on up, sit on Santa's lap, and tell me what kinds of treats you'll be wanting for Christmas. I hear you like cigars? What are your preferences these days? I have a nice box of Swisher Sweets with those fancy plastic tips I confiscated from the elves last New Years Eve. I was hiding them out in the barn until Dasher found them. He only ate 2, I saved the rest, and have them in my underwear drawer now. They'll be safe there until Christmas for sure! What other kinds of things do you like? My elves can make most anything... HO HO HOOOO!