Word on the street is that you slaughtered 150 lbs of reindeer and then ate it all by yourself without sharing. Honestly I've thought a time or two about offing Dancer so I can't fault you for the slaughter, but you could have at least shared with everyone else here instead of just posting up pictures to show off and make the rest of us hungry. I supose I'll overlook that and throw a couple dog rockets down your chimney anyway. But I aint springing for any of that fancy grape-flavored honeysuckle-infused crap you normally smoke though, so how about you tell Santa what your 2nd choice would be? And if I happened to leave you a bottle of liquid do you have a preference on what kind of elf pee I should bring you? Or is there some pokemon card you've been dying to get or perhaps a Katy Perry CD you need? I really have no idea what you smart ass white boys like nowadays.

Ho ho ho!