Come have seat on Santa's lap and tell him what you want for Christmas. Whoa, hold on a minute there, on second thought just have a seat on the floor there, and please leave your pants on! Don't worry, I sent the elves 1,000 feet away so that cop over there won't bother you. So, what'll it be? No, not that, you'll shoot your eye out! How about a nice football?
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