I am so apalled by the brutality exhibited by some of our members here with respect to Mr. Wider is Better's offer to sell us some hard-to-get Cuban cigars.

We must learn to be polite and respectful, you know like I usually am Just ask Scroto

Mr. Wider, I hope you can understand many of our member's apprehension regarding your fascinating cigars but please don't take it to heart, I'm sure you understand, right?

Now, run along and I would strongly suggest that you NOT try and sell your fake cigars on cigar boards such as this one as no one is interested in these.

If you ever actually do develop an interest in cigars, please come back and enjoy out little corner of the internet, we are a fun-loving and lively group!

(Is this gay enough?)