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It's probably not even worth my time trying to convince you that I'm not Scotty, but what the hell--I'm not Scotty. My name is Nicholas and I live in Houston. I've been checking out this board for a few weeks, posting here and there. Just this morning, I thought it might be a laugh to get myself an avatar. The picture of Bush as Alfred E Neumann comes from a cover of the Nation magazine. I thought it was pretty funny. I guess Scott did too.

I've appreciated several tips I've picked up: otterbox, cigarbid.com, resting cigars I've received through the mail, etc. So thanks to those of you who have been helpful. As for getting to a hundred posts, well, maybe, if it stays interesting. Otherwise not. To be honest, accumulating large numbers of posts on various websites is not one of the things on which I base my self-esteem.

"Asshat"--that's funny.