A guy walks up to the counter at a bus station to buy tickets and the woman at the counter is very well-endowed. Having difficulty keeping his eyes diverted, He states, "Two pickets to Tittsburg please."

Crimsonsing with embarrassment, he felt a nudge from behind. He turned and the guy behind him said, "Hey buddy, don't worry about it, that was just a Freudian slip, it happens to all of us. Why, just the other morning I was sitting at the breakfast table with my wife and when I meant to say, 'Honey, would you please pass the sugar,' I accidently said, 'You fucking bitch you've ruined my life.'"