Let us just remember why all MASSHOLES are MASSHOLES and why all Red Sox fans, whether they are from Massachusetts or not, are MASSHOLES too (by the way, I can see people from New England liking the Patriots, after all, they're the NE Patriots, but the BoSox are the BoSox, not the NESox, people from states without teams, sorry, but cheer for college teams, leave pro-sports to the Big Boys):
One day, a president, owner, and GM got together and decided to release something to the press. In this press release they named a certain team the "Evil Empire" because they bought their championships with Free Agents and lots of money.
Now, let's advance the clock to October 2004 and analyze the latest World Series winners:
Home-grown talent (i.e. player they actually drafted): 1
Team Payroll: $128,007,500
Now, which team to ever win the world series had the least amount of home-grown talent and the highest payroll ever for a world series team? That's right, you guessed, the Boston Red Sox.
The reason Massholes are Massholes is because they are the most hypocritical and ignorant fans in baseball (is this the Red Sox fault, no, at least until ownership started spewing BS like this from their mouths, and then players started to buy into it).
The true evil empire in baseball is the Red Sox (by their own definition of an evil empire). The problem I have with the fans is that you don't know what it is like to lose.
Years since Cubs last won a World Series: 97.
That's right, 97 years!!! Not only have the Cubs had more futility, but the Cubs have also been owned by a company who doesn't care to even put up a good team. Heck, here's another tidbit, the last time the Cubs even went to the World Series was 1945.
But this isn't a point of whose got a crappier team throughout the ages, it is a point of who gets blamed for their futility? Red Sox fans, because they are Massholes blame the Yankees. They say, it's not our fault our team sucks, it's somebody else's. Cubs fans on the other hand know that pointing fingers is only really avoiding the real conclusion, your team sucks. For Cubs fans do not blame the Astros or St. Louis, they blame their own team, their ownership.
So, maybe if the Massholes never would have pointed fingers at somebody else, maybe if the Massholes didn't sit there and call someone else an evil empire, when they themselves were far more guilty by their own standards, I might not hate the Red Sox. Unfortunately, this is not what has happened, instead the BoSox are a bunch of hypocrites and cry babies who whine and whine till they get what they want in the very way they didn't want anybody else to get it because they thought it unfair. In all honesty, what's the difference between the BoSox and a baby throwing a tantrum, I can't see any.
"If you look for truth, you may find comfort in the end; if you look for comfort you will not get either comfort or truth only soft soap and wishful thinking to begin, and in the end, despair." -C.S. Lewis, Mere Christianity
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