Quote Originally Posted by Kenyth
Can we throw the length of our peckers into that equation too?
Lends a whole new meaning to the board's definition of a "Junior Member". If we want to add this factor maybe we should change the ranking names to something we can better relate to:

Petite Corona (It's small but it's fierce!!)
Robusto (Ladies love the girth)
Corona (Better be a slow burn...)
Double Corona (probably a Maduro wrapper)
Churchill (Ron Jeremy)