Phillies and Dutches

**benjamin319** · 10-31-2005, 08:11 PM

What do you think of these cigars?

bigpoppapuff · 10-31-2005, 08:32 PM

you must be joking....

**Roham** · 10-31-2005, 08:57 PM

I'd be pretty hard pressed to even call those "cigars". More like "machine rolled cigarette like substance"

**QuietC** · 10-31-2005, 09:15 PM

phillies are good for one thing, and I don't even like using them for that.

**mithril** · 10-31-2005, 09:19 PM

are you really opening that can?

**rpcky16** · 10-31-2005, 09:54 PM

Are you serious?

**hp-^** · 10-31-2005, 10:08 PM

bejamin -

You intrigue me. Well, not really, but I do wonder about you sometimes - like when I read your posts. . .

Are you a comedian, or clueless?

**ggiese** · 10-31-2005, 11:27 PM

You asked this same question on CigarPass....

Benjie, Benjie, Benjie... These will definitely hurt your throat if you smoke 'em. Now go back to playing in the Disney site and leave the cigars to the big people...

Why weren't you out trick or treating with all the other boys and girls?
- and isn't it bed time yet?

**nhcigarfan** · 10-31-2005, 11:41 PM

I Don't

**prophetic_joe** · 11-01-2005, 12:52 AM

Hoagies and Grinders?

**Jonsey5484** · 11-01-2005, 09:39 AM

These are not cigars. Let us know when you smoke something worthwhile.

**stjohnroe** · 11-01-2005, 09:51 AM

Like a sock packed full of straw.

**TheSilentChamber** · 11-01-2005, 09:56 AM

On a scale of 1-10, 1 being castration and 10 being nirvana... I'd rank those in at about a 1.2.

**Spocimp** · 11-01-2005, 11:46 AM

I am so glad that I can say that I have never had either of these brands. Stay away from gas stations for cigars. Just say no! There are plenty of Tobacco shops just ask and these guys and they will point you in the right direction.

**godfather** · 11-01-2005, 12:04 PM

I think Benjamin was put on this board to yank our chains.

Notice how he NEVER responds to anything he posts?

**cigar no baka** · 11-01-2005, 12:38 PM

It's pretty clear Benjamin is here to yank our chains, please do not feed the trolls!!

**Kayakinboy** · 11-01-2005, 12:59 PM

I had a white owl peach once when I was hammered. Also some swishers, but that's the lowest and they were a one time deal.

Black and milds and other brands like these, contain "cardboard" on the "wrapper" of the "cigar".

I got some boxes you can smoke for cheaper, and they probably taste the same!

**Kenyth** · 11-01-2005, 01:05 PM

Originally Posted by prophetic_joe

Hoagies and Grinders?

Adam Sandler fan?

*sings*

Hoagies and Grinders, Hoagies and Grinders.

Navy bean, navy beans, navy beans, meatloaf sandwich!

Sloppy joe, slop....sloppy joe! Sloppy Joe, slop........sloppy Joe!

**Jonsey5484** · 11-01-2005, 02:25 PM

*sings*

Woke up in the morning.
Put on my new plastic glove.
Served some re-heated salsbury steak
With a little slice of love.
Got no clue what the chicken pot pie
Is made of.
Just know everything's doing fine
Down here in Lunch Lady Land.