Its too damn early for Christmas. Went to the store last night and almost tripped over a display of Ponsettas, next to the singing santa. Its too damn early I say. So to celebrate- if your not between the ages of 4 and 14, and you are not currently sleeping with me... no gift for you*. On a side note I do not know anyone between the ages of 4 and 14. So I baught me a middle of november anti-Christmas gift:
MMM... Titanium. I feel so trendy and gay. Damn Jewelry selling nazis.
*Unless I get your name is the Secret Santa.
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