Harry, Larry, and Jerry

**cigarsarge** · 11-19-2005, 11:20 PM

Harry, Larry, and Jerry were all living together as lovers. One day Jerry up and died.

Harry and Larry had a funeral and had Jerry creamated. Harry took one half of the ashes and Larry took the other.

Harry asked Larry, "What are you going to do with your half of the ashes"?

Larry replied, "I'm gona rent an airplane and scatter his ashes over San Francisco". "Jerry never got to go there and I'm gonna see to it he does".

Larry then asked Harry what he was gonna to do with his half of the ashes.

Harry replied, "I'm gonna make a pot of chili and sprinkle his ashes into it. Then I'm gonna eat chili night long".

Larry replied, "Why in the world would you do that"?

Harry replied, "I just want Jerry to tear up my ass one more time"!!

**labmonkey** · 11-19-2005, 11:28 PM

sick....very sick....but damn funny!

**Baron Porthos** · 11-19-2005, 11:49 PM

sarge that is wrong on many levels.

Butt very funny

**Kayakinboy** · 11-20-2005, 12:02 AM

Sarge isn't being PC! That's funny, but man that's messed up.

**cigarsarge** · 11-20-2005, 12:19 AM

Political correctness is tyrany with manners.

**Baron Porthos** · 11-20-2005, 08:15 AM

So the doctor delivers the baby and drops it on the floor. He then kicks it in the hall and back into the mothers arms. He then says its okay it was dead already.