You really need to help me out here, friend. You've got 5000 cigars, what the bloody crap do I give you? Only 100 of them from ISOM huh? Any dark siders you achin' to try? Do you drink? What? Any type of accessories you need? Help me out buddy. Santa's magical, but I aint a f*ckin' psychic either, bro.

Aw hell, the elves are trying to take another smoke break. Where's my midget-beatin' stick?