Lopaka - you bad boy you...

[Secret Santa]

Robbie. I hear you've been marginally good this year. The elves tell me you're desperately looking for cigars to smoke. The problem is - I'm into milk and cookies, but don't know anything about cigars.

Tell ol' Santa here what you like, what's good and bad and what Lopaka wants in his stocking. It's either that or you're gonna get a sockful of coal. Your choice

[Lopaka]

Well, since I'm Enlisted Aircrew, you have been missinformed Santa. I've been very very naughty!

Me for le smokie like good strong smokes.

Opus X
Pardon
Romeo Y Julieta
LFD
Rocky Patel

plus I enjoy nice morning smokes
Playboys and Fire's

Robusto's and Double C's are my favorite sizes.

I also like Wiskey (Uncle Jack, Wild Turkey, and Makers), History, and Coffee.

That's me, hope this helps Santa.
(spell check is off)