Quote Originally Posted by CoventryCat86
Face it, you're wrong.

Proper English is actually "second to last" (you should SPELL out "second" and not abbreviate it as you did). It is FAR from "functional English" and would draw "serious criticsm" from any English treacher that you would put this in front of.

You remind me of fpdoc who when faced with the obvious fact that he's wrong just sits there and keeps making excuses.
And how to the smilies come into play in your own grammar. This I do not think has been discussed by scholars at much length.