how can i help???....

**TheSilentChamber** · 12-12-2005, 09:46 AM

An angle grinder will not chop off your fingers you royal brit.

bigpoppapuff · 12-12-2005, 09:59 AM

Originally Posted by stjohnroe

Dear BPP,

While removing the cap of a Davidoff Dom Perignon with my trusty angle grinder, I inadvertantly chopped off a couple of my fingers, unfortunately some blood got on the cigar and I am worried that it might affect the draw.
Please advise.
Also, do you know if anyone sells cigar smoking prosthesis?

be careful cutting any cigar...but consider yourself lucky that you got some blood to mix in with the hints of alfalfa and dog squattings.....don't worry about the draw.....if it is bad,chop up the cigar and mix it in with your morning bowl of cereal....

try thompson's.....

**CoventryCat86** · 12-12-2005, 10:15 AM

I'm a member of an on-line Cigar BB on the internet which shall remain nameless for the time being. There's this guy that keeps posting about gas station cigars and other stupid questions like are cigars worse for you than cigarettes?

Should he be banned or just taunted until he goes away?

**stjohnroe** · 12-12-2005, 11:11 AM

Originally Posted by TheSilentChamber

An angle grinder will not chop off your fingers you royal brit.

Right, so this would not remove fingers

**Kenyth** · 12-12-2005, 01:50 PM

Originally Posted by CoventryCat86

I'm a member of an on-line Cigar BB on the internet which shall remain nameless for the time being. There's this guy that keeps posting about gas station cigars and other stupid questions like are cigars worse for you than cigarettes?

Should he be banned or just taunted until he goes away?

Taunting? You don't know anything about "taunting", do you CC?

This guy works with barbs like Picasso worked with paint!

**godfather** · 12-14-2005, 04:52 PM

1) I stepped on my cigar, it made this horrible howling sound (like it was alive or something) and I think I broke it!!!!

How can I fix it??? It's broken!!!

2) I've been keeping some swisher sweets in my humidor and aged them for about 2 years...they're actually just as good as an Opus X!!!!

How could the aging have done this????

bigpoppapuff · 12-14-2005, 05:10 PM

Originally Posted by godfather

1) I stepped on my cigar, it made this horrible howling sound (like it was alive or something) and I think I broke it!!!!

How can I fix it??? It's broken!!!

1)we've talked about this before....if it's not smokeable doesn't mean it's not edible...where else can you mix the flavors of your cigar with the flavors of lucky charms??...cigars and cereal...a great way to start your day!!!!...

2) I've been keeping some swisher sweets in my humidor and aged them for about 2 years...they're actually just as good as an Opus X!!!!

How could the aging have done this????

2) of course the aging can help any great cigar!!!...now we all know (i hope) that swishers aren't as good as backwoods or de nobili's,they're right there at the top....age 'em and enjoy 'em!!!...

bigpoppapuff · 12-14-2005, 05:12 PM

messed up the quote...but all the good info is there...

**CoventryCat86** · 12-14-2005, 07:15 PM

Originally Posted by bigpoppapuff

messed up the quote...but all the good info is there...

You didn't answer my question oh noble and wise ass NO WAIT I mean "wise one" yeah, yeah, that's it!! WISE ONE!

**nhcigarfan** · 12-14-2005, 07:52 PM

Originally Posted by stjohnroe

Right, so this would not remove fingers

I've cut through nails with one of those so I pretty sure you can take off a finger.

**Kenyth** · 12-15-2005, 09:42 AM

Originally Posted by nhcigarfan

I've cut through nails with one of those so I pretty sure you can take off a finger.

Well, IMHO, if you're trimming your nails with an angle grinder, you deserve to lose a finger!

**godfather** · 12-16-2005, 06:43 PM

BPP, I'm too lazy to go to the store to heat up my fireplace with conventional firewood. Will using my cigars work as a good alternative???? How long will they last???

Do ISOM cigars work better than domestics???? Expensive or cheap ones? What size do I use???? How long will they last on an open flame???

bigpoppapuff · 12-16-2005, 06:47 PM

Originally Posted by godfather

BPP, I'm too lazy to go to the store to heat up my fireplace with conventional firewood. Will using my cigars work as a good alternative???? How long will they last???

Do ISOM cigars work better than domestics???? Expensive or cheap ones? What size do I use???? How long will they last on an open flame???

be creative with cigars and glue......make logs for your fireplace...roll up newspapers, add things from your refrigerator that are dated....

this way you'll get lots of scents.....and you'll be warm as toast!!!...

**CoventryCat86** · 12-16-2005, 06:49 PM

Originally Posted by CoventryCat86

I'm a member of an on-line Cigar BB on the internet which shall remain nameless for the time being. There's this guy that keeps posting about gas station cigars and other stupid questions like are cigars worse for you than cigarettes?

Should he be banned or just taunted until he goes away?

You still have a pending question here oh-wise-one

bigpoppapuff · 12-20-2005, 11:34 AM

still willing to help....fire away...

**cigarsarge** · 12-20-2005, 12:08 PM

Will my Cubans and Domestic cigars marry if left in my humidor together. If they do what will their offspring be like?

**ggiese** · 12-20-2005, 12:27 PM

Originally Posted by CoventryCat86

You still have a pending question here oh-wise-one

I think Sid's ignoring you, Bill...

bigpoppapuff · 12-20-2005, 12:27 PM

Originally Posted by cigarsarge

Will my Cubans and Domestic cigars marry if left in my humidor together. If they do what will their offspring be like?

they will marry...offspring should be beautiful little petite coronas....and every now and then you'll get a swisher...or sadly,a backwoods...but you'll love 'em just the same....