This thread is packed with wisdom and knowledge. I have learned so much my head hurts.
This thread is packed with wisdom and knowledge. I have learned so much my head hurts.
Originally Posted by CoventryCat86
1)maybe
2)i'm certain that they're in a reach-around,as we speak
3)fpdoc is a piss pot 19 year old who enjoys invading bb's and sniffing steeler jockstraps...he should find his cock..
4)cigarrebellion.com
Oh wise and wonderous "Puff Daddy", I seek thy wisdom and knowledge.
If a tree falls in the woods, does it make a noise?
If it hits Scotty on the way down, will he make a noise?
Should I smoke any cigars found on his person, or should they be returned to the authorities as stolen property?
I just got back from Nicaragua and it burns when I pee. Do you have a cream that will get rid of the itching?
Originally Posted by Kenyth
1)of course it makes a noise..
2)he'll scream like the bitch that he is..........then silence
3)i would doubt if there would be any cigars...he only reads about them...there may be a photo of purobrat,though..
Originally Posted by SuperChuck
that's what you get for boinking a $7 hooker and not wrapping the dingle...
She said she was on the pill!Originally Posted by bigpoppapuff
My turn.
My horns keep growing back too fast. My neighbors hold nightly torch-lit vigils in my front yard. I really don't feel like moving but they're starting to annoy me. What do I do?
Equality is not seeing different things equally. It's seeing different things differently.
- Tom Robbins
- Like I needed you to tell me I'm a fucking prick . . . Did you think you're posting some front page news? I am a fucking prick . . . - MarineOne
Someone should have left the CELLO on instead of off....Originally Posted by SuperChuck
Does that mean we're married?Originally Posted by godfather
Originally Posted by basil
i'd suggest a trip to nicaragua....that should fix your problem...
I bought a few cartons of gas station cigars. I decided to store them in my neighbors outdoor humidor. I don't know who built it, but it has a cute little moon cut into the door and they decorated country style by hanging corncobs on the wall. At least I assume it's an outdoor humidor because it smells just like gas station cigars in there. Anyway, I'm pretty sure it's humid enough because the floor is always wet and there looks to be a big oasis in the back. One thing concerns me. I don't think the wood is spanish cedar! Will it still be OK to store my White Owls and Garcias in there? Will it adversely affect the fine, delicate flavor profile?
Careful! I used to store my Garcias in an outdoor humidor just like that... Then they married ... their cousins!Originally Posted by Kenyth
Originally Posted by SuperChuck
*Gasp!*
Is that how Backwoods were born?
OK...My cockateal woke up. Now he flys around and farts smoke from the cigar he smoked. How long will this last? Should I allow him to smoke again? Maybe Strawberry Phillies would at least make his farts smell better. What would you do Puff?
Originally Posted by cigarsarge
i thought you were gonna tell me how he tasted after being roasted....
.......if he's farting smoke,i'd suggest you try getting on letterman's stupid pet tricks....that's gotta be so cool watching the little guy flying around and letting out little poofs of smoke....
Crayons tasite good, but whitch color tastes best? What color play-doo dipping sausge do you recomend?
farm 'im out for skywriting.Originally Posted by bigpoppapuff
Equality is not seeing different things equally. It's seeing different things differently.
- Tom Robbins
- Like I needed you to tell me I'm a fucking prick . . . Did you think you're posting some front page news? I am a fucking prick . . . - MarineOne
It's the first thing I'm gunna ask God when I ge to heaven!Originally Posted by bigpoppapuff
Dear BPP,
While removing the cap of a Davidoff Dom Perignon with my trusty angle grinder, I inadvertantly chopped off a couple of my fingers, unfortunately some blood got on the cigar and I am worried that it might affect the draw.
Please advise.
Also, do you know if anyone sells cigar smoking prosthesis?
I thought it was a tampon joke!
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