Dear Abbey... err BPP,

I have a colleague who would have made a better accountant (apologies to all accountants out there). He seems to insist that all our internal documents be written to the technical level of a 3 year old so that he can understand them. In addition, when external interaction is required it seems he wants us to write a document teaching these people how to do their jobs in a step by step format. What do you suggest I do about it? I was thinking a nice swift kick to the nutsack might help....

-W.