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    Default A letter to God

    Dear God,
    I am an 83 year old widow, living on a very small pension. Yesterday,
    someone stole my purse. It had $100 in it, which was all the money I
    had until my next pension check. Next Sunday is Christmas, and I had
    invited two of my friends over for dinner.
    Without that money, I have nothing to buy food with. I have no
    family to turn to, and you are my only hope.
    Can you please help me?
    Sincerely,
    Edna

    The postal worker was touched. He showed the letter to all the other
    workers.
    Each one dug into his or her wallet and came up with a few dollars.
    By the time he made the rounds,he had collected $96,
    which they put into an envelope and sent to the woman.
    The rest of the day, all the workers felt a warm glow thinking of
    Edna, and the dinner she would be able to share with her friends.

    Christmas came and went.

    Another letter came from the old lady to God.
    The workers gathered around while the letter was opened and read.

    Dear God,
    How can I ever thank you enough for what you did for me?
    Because of your gift of love,
    I was able to fix a glorious dinner for my friends.
    We had a very nice day and I told my friends of your wonderful gift.
    By the way, there was $4 missing.
    I think it must have been those thieving bastards at the post office.
    Sincerely,
    Edna

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    LMAO!!
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    That one will go down as a classic !!! Thanks for sharing.
    Mama said a lot of things and be thankful was the one she never minded saying twice

    --Drive-By Truckers

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    YES!!!!!
    "I reject your reality and substitute my own."

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    Sorry, I never received the letter.

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    May God grant us the wisdom to discover right, the will to


    choose it, and the strength


    to make it endure










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