Tookies Night Before Christmas.
Twas the night before Christmas and all through San Quentin, the crips were protesting, and liberals were ventin'.
The cyanide hung by the chamber wth care, in hopes
that the reaper soon would be there.
The inmates were nestled all snug in their bed ; except for Old Tookie, who soon would be dead.
And me with my beer mug, dressed warm in my flannel, had curled up to watch it, on the Fox News Channel.
I set up my TIVO to record the news station, and thoroughly loved the
momentous occasion.
It seemed lady justice had gotten her way, and that there would be one less
savage today.
When outside the jail there arose such a clatter, the cameras had turned to
see what was the matter.
When what to my civilized eyes did appear, but a lineup of actors, all
liberal, half queer.
The misguided freaks drew some curious looks, as they proclaimed his
innocence; clutching his books.
The tears then flew out from Sarandon's eyes, as she nominated him again for
the Nobel Peace Prize.
The actors were tethered to an ACLU sleigh, all towing the line of the urban
decay.
On Asner, on Penn, on liberal cop-haters, On Sharpton, on Jesse and other
race-baiters.
Then at 3:01 all curled up like a beetle, Tookie cried like a bitch as they
gave him the needle.
When up from the actors there arose such a cry, they had failed in their
mission, and Tookie DID DIE !!
I heard Bill O'Reilly say, as I turned out my light, Merry Christmas to all
... there was justice tonight !!
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Originally Posted by hex1848
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