Hillary

[labmonkey]

A stockbroker, on his way home from work in New York City,
came to dead halt in traffic and thought to himself,
"Wow, this seems much worse than usual. He notices a police officer
walking between the lines of stopped cars, so he rolls down his window
and asks, "Officer, what's the hold up?"

The officer replies, "Hillary Clinton is depressed, so she stopped her
motorcade and is threatening to douse herself in gasoline and set
herself on fire. She says her husband has spent all her money and the
Democrats told her to forget about running for President in 2008. So
we're taking up a collection for her.

The stock broker asks, "How much have you got so far?"

The officer replies "About 4 1/2 gallons, but a lot of folks are still
siphoning

[VTCrosscut]

John Kerry and George W. Bush are in a barber shop.

When the barber gets done with John Kerry's haircut and shave, the barber asks if he would like some aftershave. John Kerry replies, "Noooo way, if I come home smelling like aftershave Terresa will think I've been in a whore house".

Finishing with George W. Bush's haircut and shave, the barber asks him if he would like some aftershave. George W. Bush replies, "Sure, my wife wouldn't know what the inside of a whore house smells like".