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    Puff up that girlfriend!

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    Quit it ....I'm laughing like a lunatic in my office.....funny looks are coming my way.

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    really? tell them to stop it!
    "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity,
    and I'm not sure about the former." -
    Albert Einstein

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    shouldn't stop, laughing is good for you

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    Too much laughter can cause Elaphantitus of the butt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FunkyCold5 View Post
    Elaphantitus of the butt.
    Underlying cause of many ailments

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    Vicitms cannot hide easily.

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    Why?
    I thought it was a tampon joke!

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    You know why!
    "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity,
    and I'm not sure about the former." -
    Albert Einstein

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    Zippers, a useful invention....yet potentially dangerous.

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    According to my math....the alphabet has cycled 35 times in this thread
    "We're at NOW now... everything that's hapening now... is happening NOW!"

    ~ Col. Sanders ~


    "I guess all we need to do now is give a shit what you think. I'll work on that."

    ~ ashauler ~

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    Believe you're right
    "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity,
    and I'm not sure about the former." -
    Albert Einstein

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    Can't argue with logic

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    Damn right!
    "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity,
    and I'm not sure about the former." -
    Albert Einstein

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    everyone knows why this hasn't been posted in over 2 weeks?
    "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity,
    and I'm not sure about the former." -
    Albert Einstein

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    Forget two weeks! Three years!

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    Great the new guy just trying to get a rise out of us but for your info I think alphashits took this threads place.






    http://www.cmt.com/videos/eric-churc...le-smoke.jhtml?

    "Do this...go to Google and type in "Dumbass that can't take a hint"...notice the picture of a big feller in his Moms kitchen with a can of Wannabe RockStar on his man boob...Hey, that's you!" TheGreekTitan





    May God grant us the wisdom to discover right, the will to


    choose it, and the strength


    to make it endure










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    How I wish I saw that thread first! For some reason I think it's more my speed...

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    I think you are overrating speed.
    Just another day at the office!

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    Just a little bit, perhaps...Poo jokes are a passion of mine though!

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