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**heftysmokes** · 02-03-2006, 02:35 AM

Originally Posted by juice555

if you are truely interested shoot me a PM. If not, then shut your pie hole. heh.

Juice-

There's no "e" in truly.
Go fuck yourself.
Heh.

**cigarsarge** · 02-03-2006, 09:24 AM

Originally Posted by ggiese

That's it!!! All you fockers get OUT of this thread!!! NOW!!! I mean it, goddammit!!!

Juice - I'm sorry we have such assclowns around here... They can be trying, I know... None of 'em have a pot to piss in, I'm sorry to say, so I can tell you - they won't come through with the money. They're trying to con these cigars that you have at such a STUPENDOUS price, and then sell them to guys like me for a huge profit.

Okay, I admit it - I got a bit of good ol' honest to goodness American dollars to spend on fine cigars - and these fockers on this board are jealous. Yes - I said it JEALOUS!!! They're going to whine and complain after I'm done posting about not listening to me and such... But the truth is - if there's going to be a deal done here, with cold hard cash - I'm you're Huckleberry!!!

Please let me know how you want to handle this transaction. I eagerly await your reply!!!

I'm damn sick of you pushing us around every time a good deal comes up. Who the hell do you think you are.

Huckleberry my ass...you're a chump....That means you George.

OK Juicy...Lets do business!!!

**Shagaroo** · 02-03-2006, 09:32 AM

Originally Posted by juice555

If not, then shut your pie hole. heh.

Go fuck yourself you ignorant little bitch. Don't come on our board with your fake cubans and your bitch ass smack talk. Fuckin' scammer piece of shit. Take a hike.

bigpoppapuff · 02-03-2006, 09:53 AM

if you are truely interested shoot me a PM. If not, then shut your pie hole. heh.

what has been said by others......hey juice...buh-bye...enjoy your fakes....find another bb where you can try to sell your "cubans"...try herfersparadise.net....you'll sell 'em in a day...

**Diesel Grinch** · 02-03-2006, 12:21 PM

I'll still take the cigars since the others are pissing you off.

THERE MINE!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

**cigar no baka** · 02-03-2006, 02:35 PM

Stick your dick in your own pie hole and go suck yerself off idiot.

bigpoppapuff · 02-03-2006, 02:48 PM

Originally Posted by cigar no baka

Stick your dick in your own pie hole and go suck yerself off idiot.

k7...is that you???....lololol

**ggiese** · 02-03-2006, 05:15 PM

Juice.. This is obviously not working. I'm trying to get the hook up and these guys apparently are thinking you may be a scammer...

Please post this offer on www.CigarFamily.com forum, trading section. I'm sorry, but I only get to see the thread on Friday's, so if you could post it up for me today (or next friday) I'd be greatly appreciative!!!

Thanks for the offer!!!

**prophetic_joe** · 02-04-2006, 06:17 AM

You know I really hate it when you guys run off all the new people selling fake cubans. The guy has to make a living right and nobody can tell the difference anyway, I mean a cigar is a cigar right? I was looking to buy.

Juice man don't worry about these guys send me a pm and we'll work out a deal. For the record man you should say shut your cakehole, it sounds better.

**Bkcloud114** · 02-04-2006, 11:06 AM

OK guys...... enough of ths BS..... leave this thread alone..... I'll take all the stuff ya have.... I don't care if they are fake.....

I also don't care that you are an arrogant piece of shit who comes here and tries to sell.

Nah..... never mind...... ya know what Juice....... take your fake Over-priced Cubans, shove them as far up your ass as your arm will allow and leave.....

**CoventryCat86** · 02-04-2006, 01:14 PM

I am so disappointed in the bulk of the membership here. What a buncha fucking rude assholes.

I mean really, this guy is going to pack his bags and find his way over to ClubStogie where they'll welcome him with open arms. He'll talk about the "bullies" and the "meanies" over here on CigarSmokers and the douchebags at ClubStogie will let them cry on their shoulders and so forth and so on.

Let's face it, ClubStooge is such a friendly and nice place while we're just a buncha meanies over here. As fpdoc stated in his infinite wisdom, we're just not friendly to noobs.

So tell ya what juicey, I apologize for the hard time some of our less than desirable members are giving you on this board but if you must leave us for greener pastures, ClubStogie, CigarWeekly and StogieChat are places ya oughta check out.

They're all such nice boys on those places, they have "clean slate" policies there so if any of the shitheads from here try and follow you to one of those boards, they'll be banned for giving you a hard time.

**ggiese** · 02-04-2006, 02:25 PM

Whatever you do, Juice - don't tell them to "...shut your pie hole". All of those sites will ban for FAR less than that...

bigpoppapuff · 02-04-2006, 02:34 PM

i get this odd feeling that juice will never be here again.....sad,he could have done some big business,if it wasn't for some of you...

**juice555** · 02-05-2006, 03:18 AM

Aerogant?! Been looking around these boards abit more lately, and see that most of you -including on other board - have nothing better to do than put people down - not just this board. I said what I said because I got no respect from most of you. You give me none, so why should I give you any?

I do realize there are (many) people all the time trying to sell fake Cohibas - I saw enough of that even in Cuba. Its sickening. I could care less right now if you think they are fake, or I am arrogant. If you dont have anything nice to say, then dont say it.
You did miss out on some nice cigars. I will sell elsewhere where people show more respect. If you really believe I am a scammer, then why even waste your time pressing a few keys in reply??

And here is a preemptive

to all those who feel the need for an 'intelligent' degrading reply.

**CoventryCat86** · 02-05-2006, 03:57 AM

Originally Posted by juice555

Aerogant?! Been looking around these boards abit more lately, and see that most of you -including on other board - have nothing better to do than put people down - not just this board. I said what I said because I got no respect from most of you. You give me none, so why should I give you any?

I do realize there are (many) people all the time trying to sell fake Cohibas - I saw enough of that even in Cuba. Its sickening. I could care less right now if you think they are fake, or I am arrogant. If you dont have anything nice to say, then dont say it.
You did miss out on some nice cigars. I will sell elsewhere where people show more respect. If you really believe I am a scammer, then why even waste your time pressing a few keys in reply??

And here is a preemptive

to all those who feel the need for an 'intelligent' degrading reply.

juicy, we can get those same cigars from reputable vendors with guaranteed delivery for much better prices than you're offering.

Just a hint for ya, if you think you're going to be treated any different on other boards, go try making the same post anywhere that you made here (your VERY FIRST post trying to sell "Cohibas") and see what happens. When you have your ass handed to you, come back and tell us how ya made out, okay?

Oh and don't come in here barking out orders like:

If you dont have anything nice to say, then dont say it.

and rude comments like

shut your pie hole

and expect to be treated any different from the way you were treated here.

Minus raisins for you big fella!

Seriously, I REALLY would like to see sign up on ClubStogie, and make your first post exactly the way you did here and see what the reaction is from their "membership" and what your subsequent "ring gauge" winds up being.

I can guarantee you it will be below zero.

Tell ya what, I'll even send ya a fiver of cigars if you do just that.

**Lopaka** · 02-05-2006, 11:35 AM

You know its simple Juice, your a moron! No no wait, you need your ego stroked because you feel like a man thinking you could come to a cigar board full of idiots who don't know a Opus from a Baccarat and sell your once in a lifetime offer "Cohibas" that we "can't get!" Thinking we'll be frothing from the mouth and throwing our money at you!

Do me a favor you limp dick go take that wonderful Cohiba and shove it up your ass the stroke your ego with it because that's all they are good for.

Thanks for playing our game, you LOSE. Next

bigpoppapuff · 02-05-2006, 12:44 PM

Originally Posted by juice555

Aerogant?! Been looking around these boards abit more lately, and see that most of you -including on other board - have nothing better to do than put people down - not just this board. I said what I said because I got no respect from most of you. You give me none, so why should I give you any?

I do realize there are (many) people all the time trying to sell fake Cohibas - I saw enough of that even in Cuba. Its sickening. I could care less right now if you think they are fake, or I am arrogant. If you dont have anything nice to say, then dont say it.
You did miss out on some nice cigars. I will sell elsewhere where people show more respect. If you really believe I am a scammer, then why even waste your time pressing a few keys in reply??

And here is a preemptive

to all those who feel the need for an 'intelligent' degrading reply.

you are absolutely correct!!...that's what we do...put others down....we really should stop..and i suggest that if i agree to do it,others such as cc and gg should join me in an effort to be better people....(aerogant??.....it's arrogant)

you are absolutely correct...of course yours are real...how could we not see that very fact...and they were/are at a terrific price.....can we still buy them???....

can we still be friends.......please stay here and be one of us.......

**Shagaroo** · 02-05-2006, 12:54 PM

Originally Posted by juice555

Aerogant?! Been looking around these boards abit more lately, and see that most of you -including on other board - have nothing better to do than put people down - not just this board. I said what I said because I got no respect from most of you. You give me none, so why should I give you any?

I do realize there are (many) people all the time trying to sell fake Cohibas - I saw enough of that even in Cuba. Its sickening. I could care less right now if you think they are fake, or I am arrogant. If you dont have anything nice to say, then dont say it.
You did miss out on some nice cigars. I will sell elsewhere where people show more respect. If you really believe I am a scammer, then why even waste your time pressing a few keys in reply??

And here is a preemptive

to all those who feel the need for an 'intelligent' degrading reply.

My, aren't you dumb as a fuckin' stump. Hit the bricks asshole.

**kevin7** · 02-05-2006, 01:13 PM

Originally Posted by juice555

If you dont have anything nice to say, then dont say it.
You did miss out on some nice cigars. I will sell elsewhere where people show more respect.

Hey motherfucker I usually dont have nice things to say to idiot motherfucking douchebags who come to boards just to peddle shit. So you want to sell us some shitty cohibas that have prolly passed through 16 different sets of hands on its way to some poor sap who falls for your scam. Tell ya what ,there is this other board called www.clubstogie.com where almost all of the members and mods are complete fucking morons of the highest degree. Put some handmade EL bands on them pieces of shit you are peddling and them asswipes will buy them as fast as your dog can shit them. Tell them kevin7 sent them his best wishes for a nice stay in hell

**ggiese** · 02-05-2006, 01:20 PM

Originally Posted by juice555

Aerogant?! Been looking around these boards abit more lately, and see that most of you -including on other board - have nothing better to do than put people down - not just this board. I said what I said because I got no respect from most of you. You give me none, so why should I give you any?

I do realize there are (many) people all the time trying to sell fake Cohibas - I saw enough of that even in Cuba. Its sickening. I could care less right now if you think they are fake, or I am arrogant. If you dont have anything nice to say, then dont say it.
You did miss out on some nice cigars. I will sell elsewhere where people show more respect. If you really believe I am a scammer, then why even waste your time pressing a few keys in reply??

And here is a preemptive

to all those who feel the need for an 'intelligent' degrading reply.

Arrogant is not spelled "Aerogant" - even in Canada....

But, anyways, on to your remarks...

You are doing some very selective reading if you see that most of us, including us on other boards, "have nothing better to do than put people down." I will agree that if you come in here and act like a fool - you're not going to find a welcoming committee with balloons and cake... But you may have missed the friendly bantor between us - the trades and bombs - the commaraderie that comes from being part of a community... Which leads me to your next point...

Respect... You're not going to give any if you don't get any... Hmmm... Seems you don't want to give any at all. Keep it up - you're not going to get along with anyone very well at all. Clearly from your first post it was all about you, not about "us", meaning a you and the community.

And I also suppose you hold yourself to a different standard - this "if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say it..." routine is pretty hypocritical, given the present set of circumstances you find yourself in. "shut your pie hole", "you have nothing better to do than put other people down", "

", etc. are not nice things to say to the community you're trying to join...

But - I think your stay is going to be short lived. You're either going to choose to take a walk, or you're going to be shown the door if you keep it up. Or - you really could choose to rethink this attitude you currently have and become a productive member of this community. And if you prove yourself to this community, we'd be more than happy to buy those Cohiba's of yours. You might end up with some nice smokes in return... The choice is yours!!!