Sex!

[basil]

You been here since Aug, I've been here since May. You don't even know what "It" is you wanker. You don't even see when the wool is pulled over your eyes!

Do you have your knee pads out for the nice smokies your going to pay from Georgiepoo and Shampoo?

Don't attempt to tell me you assmunch. You have been here long enough to tell others what to do...so take your dog rockets and stick them where the sun don't shine.

Again, 4 boxes $75 each.


End of story, I win....you lose.

hmmm . . . wanker. Assmunch. tch, tch, tch. I've been seeing this coming for some time now. Enjoy is while you can Crackpipepaka. Your days are numbered. Or rather, your hours. Y'know, the thing I look forward to the most is waking up, logging on, and seeing your name with the word "BANNED" under it!!!!!!

[Lopaka]

hmmm . . . wanker. Assmunch. tch, tch, tch. I've been seeing this coming for some time now. Enjoy is while you can Crackpipepaka. Your days are numbered. Or rather, your hours. Y'know, the thing I look forward to the most is waking up, logging on, and seeing your name with the word "BANNED" under it!!!!!!

Keep dreaming, you have noooo power here Mrs. Basil.

[mauied1101]

Ok, I'm NFA5 on the spreadsheet. Here's my bids: $47US ea. on 1/3 on 9 and 1/4 on a 6 Then I'll go with $223US on 1/3 on box #3&4. I'll go $97US ea. on those larger bundles from 9 and I really want the box so I'll give you $12US for it.

Shag - can you assign me a NFA#. Bids: $52.05US ea. on 1/3 on 9 and 1/4 on a 6 Then I'll go with $228US on 1/3 on box #3. I'll go $98.23US ea. on those larger bundles from 9 and $13US for the box. Unoriginal yes, higher bid, you betcha!

I'm assuming that the cigars are coming with the bands ON. Otherwise, I'm going back to $10/box for 3 boxes.

[basil]

Finally. Thank you Mr. 1101. That LoCrackpipepaka keeps running into shit.

[cinda]

Shag I am asking you to ban Lopaka from the bidding. He has done nothing but Flame, and take this train off track. We have less then 24 hours to get this done and people like Lopaka will only derail this transition. So I urge you Shag to Ban him from the bidding this will get this locomotive back on track and send a message to the hand fall of people that have followed his lead. Thank you for your consideration in this matter.

[ggiese]

NFA5 checking in...

Here's my current bids: $45US for two 1/4, $43US ea. on 1/3 on 9 and 1/4 on a 6 $33US for three 1/2. Then I'll go with $231US on 1/3 on box #3&4. I'll go $94US ea. on those larger bundles from 9 and I really want the box so I'll give you $11US for it. Put me down for $239 for one, two boxes please. And the fourth box (if it's still up for sale) I'm eyeing $157US. The empty boxes for two I bid $14US and the third I bid $8US.

[Drake]

Shit man aren't you paying attention?!? Go back and look at Shag's system and make your bids accordingly. Goddamn. Get with the program. Shit.

sorry guys, internet was down last night. i think i'm going to send nino a pm with an offer he can't refuse. none of you guys deserve these cigars. you're all a bunch of bickering idiots! and if nino has half a brain, he'll see that too

[Drake]

my PMs won't work!!! well, how about this. i'll send you my sheep for a week and you can send her back with however many cigars you think she was worth. she does things that you wouldn't imagine

[Drake]

alright, the money and the sheep

[basil]

my PMs won't work!!! well, how about this. i'll send you my sheep for a week and you can send her back with however many cigars you think she was worth. she does things that you wouldn't imagine

<sigh> See what I have to put up with Nino? Drake, for the 1000th time, you can't get PMS!!! And, Nobody Wants Your Damn Sheep. Not now, not ever!!! So quit trying to farm her out!

Shag, I second Cinda's notion - ban Locrackheadpaka. It's the same every time. How can he possibly contribute here anyway in such an impaired state of mind? Give 'im the gate!

[Drake]

<sigh> See what I have to put up with Nino? Drake, for the 1000th time, you can't get PMS!!! And, Nobody Wants Your Damn Sheep. Not now, not ever!!! So quit trying to farm her out!

Shag, I second Cinda's notion - ban Locrackheadpaka. It's the same every time. How can he possibly contribute here anyway in such an impaired state of mind? Give 'im the gate!

who the hell made you boss? none of you can match what i'm offering. the money, or the lovin. so, step aside, fella

[Shagaroo]

That's it... Drake is now out with his buddies Lodownfudgepaka and sexlesssarge...

BANNED FROM BIDDING

mauied1101 is now the 3rd active bidder who HAS A FOCKIN' CLUE! mauied1101 your number is NFA1101 for simplicity.

[cigarsarge]

That's it... Drake is now out with his buddies Lodownfudgepaka and sexlesssarge...

BANNED FROM BIDDING

mauied1101 is now the 3rd active bidder who HAS A FOCKIN' CLUE! mauied1101 your number is NFA1101 for simplicity.

Just to clear the air around here...You piss ants can all go to hell. Shaggy and Wrinklenuts George have screwed this up for everyone. I fear Ninos will pull his offer and we all will be left out in the cold.

I'm telling hex what is really going on here. Ban me from bidding...NO freakin way.

I'm gonna PM Ninos. I ain't gotta bid. I have money. I'll just outright buy em. Then I might sell you folks some...At a tidy profit for all the trouble I have had here.

I'll give Drake and Lopaka some at cost or maybe for free...They have maintained dignity along with me on this whole thing.

[basil]

Just to clear the air around here...You piss ants can all go to hell. Shaggy and Wrinklenuts George have screwed this up for everyone. I fear Ninos will pull his offer and we all will be left out in the cold.

I'm telling hex what is really going on here. Ban me from bidding...NO freakin way.

I'm gonna PM Ninos. I ain't gotta bid. I have money. I'll just outright buy em. Then I might sell you folks some...At a tidy profit for all the trouble I have had here.

I'll give Drake and Lopaka some at cost or maybe for free...They have maintained dignity along with me on this whole thing.

Oh spare me. Careful here Nino - he's even worse than a lawyer - he's from Tennessee - very few forks in the family tree, if ya get my meanin'.

[cigarsarge]

Oh spare me. Careful here Nino - he's even worse than a lawyer - he's from Tennessee - very few forks in the family tree, if ya get my meanin'.

Ain't but two things that come from Texas...Steers and Queers. Which one are you Basil? Think I know.

[cigar no baka]

As the duly appointed NFA Bid Superintendent (NFA-BS) I am about to start banning people. We have a system in place and you guys are not making your bids in accordance with the rules set forth in previously mentioned posts. I realize there is some confusion here, and I think that has come about from Ninos not beginning his bidding for shipping. He has now added in the dreaded payment plan. So we will have to begin taking bids for payment systems as well.

I would really hate to have to move this to a web cionferencing system, the charges would become enormous for poor Ninos who is simply trying to help us out with fine smokes.

Ban away motherfucker!!!

[cinda]

Ain't but two things that come from Texas...Steers and Queers. Which one are you Basil? Think I know.

Well he is not a queer...I will vouch for him wink wink

[basil]

Well he is not a queer...I will vouch for him wink wink

s'what I'm talkin' about baby - keep it up and I'll make sure you get some of these sticks!

[Lopaka]

Oh spare me. Careful here Nino - he's even worse than a lawyer - he's from Tennessee - very few forks in the family tree, if ya get my meanin'.

I'm from Tennessee and your from where? The lone suck state, you fuckers can't drive to save your life! You think your all bad, being the lone star state. You think that you are the only state that was a country before it became a state. Check your history, Cali was a country before a state also.

Shag, you don't know or own crap, stick it up your arse, your bids don't mean shit. I've said that you and Georgeipoo have been in from the beginning and now I have my proof. Mr-I-gonna-ban-so-I-can-get-the-smokes. You can't do shit. Keep this up and Hex will know all about your little game. I havn't PM Nino yet, however I tempted and let him know all the truth on how you all want to screw him with the smokes.

Lastely, 4 boxes, bid $75 per box. This is now where it stands.

Shag, GG, Basil

[ggiese]

Hey, Basil - I really like you and all - but I want to know what you and Cinda got going.... Cinda's me and Bill's friend - why is she sticking up for you??? This just plain sucks!!!