Sex!

[prophetic_joe]

No not left over, Was also a joke hence the Seriously part. In reality I just want to say that I think Big Mac is a way cool guy and if I did say or do say anything in jest that offends anyone of you guys let me know because I would never want to do that.

No biggie Shag, thanks for the heads up as you most likely know what flies around here better than I.

Now see what I did damnit I ruined the nice auction. Dude just give the damn cigars to CC cause we all know he's gonna take em from us anyway.

[Kenyth]

I've gotcha all beat!

I will trade you my most prized possession! My great-grampa's gold war watch. This watch I got here was first purchased by my great-granddaddy. It was bought during the First World War in a little general store in Knoxville, Tennessee. It was bought by private Doughboy Ernie Coolidge the day he set sail for Paris. It was my great- granddaddy's war watch, made by the first company to ever make wrist watches. You see, up until then, people just carried pocket watches. My great-granddaddy wore that watch every day he was in the war. Then when he had done his duty, he went home to my great- grandmother, took the watch off his wrist and put it in an ol' coffee can. And in that can it stayed 'til my grandfather Dane Coolidge was called upon by his country to go overseas and fight the Germans once again. This time they called it World War Two. My great-granddaddy gave it to my granddad for good luck. Unfortunately, Dane's luck wasn't as good as his old man's. My granddad was a Marine and he was killed with all the other Marines at the battle of Wake Island. My granddad was facing death and he knew it. None of those boys had any illusions about ever leavin' that island alive. So three days before the Japanese took the island, my 22-year old grandfather asked a gunner on an Air Force transport named Winocki, a man he had never met before in his life, to deliver to his infant son, who he had never seen in the flesh, his gold watch. Three days later, my grandfather was dead. But Winocki kept his word. After the war was over, he paid a visit to my grandmother, delivering to my infant father, his Dad's gold watch. This watch. This watch was on my Daddy's wrist when he was shot down over Hanoi. He was captured and put in a Vietnamese prison camp. Now he knew if the gooks ever saw the watch it's be confiscated. The way my Daddy looked at it, that watch was my birthright. And he'd be damned if and slopeheads were gonna put their greasy yella hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide somethin'. His ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of disentary, he gave Captain Koons the watch. He hid with the uncomfortable hunk of metal up his ass for two years. Then, after seven years, he was sent home to his family. Then he paid me a visit, and gave the watch to me, like he promised my father.


I offer this watch to you! As further incentive I also offer you Zed's custom Harley-Davidson chopper. Try and beat THAT offer you Phillie smoking fools!









Anyone wanna ask who Zed is?

[nhcigarfan]

Zeds dead baby, Zeds dead..

[bigpoppapuff]

kenyth....... ..........awesome post!!!!

[basil]

A coupla hard, pipe-hittin, n****** with pliars and a blow torch got medievel on Zeb's ass.

[Kenyth]

Zeds dead baby, Zeds dead..

Heh-heh!

[Kenyth]

kenyth....... ..........awesome post!!!!

*bows*

Thank you! Thank you!

[bigpoppapuff]

now......back to the bidding...i want one box....and,where is nino?????...

[BigMacFU]

Dude, of course you have pics of my wife, I publish them, how do you think I afford all the nice cigars I got. A Stradivari violin is still the most prized possession offered, and if you agree to my deal now, I'll throw in a free night at Carnegie Hall with Yo-Yo Ma playing your new violin.

[ggiese]

*bows*

Thank you! Thank you!

Don't take a bow, you thief!!! That was from Pulp Fiction, you friggen faker!!!



You guys are something else... Okay - I'm going with $425 per box - cash money - have the cash to you tomorrow.. We got a deal???

[bigpoppapuff]

i found a two dollar bill while walking my dogs tonight....i can go $192.50 for one box....pm me, i'll get you my address.......i'm sure this bid is much higher than you could have imagined......i'm that kinda guy...

[Kenyth]

Don't take a bow, you thief!!! That was from Pulp Fiction, you friggen faker!!!



You guys are something else... Okay - I'm going with $425 per box - cash money - have the cash to you tomorrow.. We got a deal???

Yeah, yeah, yeah! Careful there killer, you might get caught using the bathroom one of these days while I'm making Pop-Tarts. That's how I get 'em, they keep underestimating me.

[Kayakinboy]

Don't take a bow, you thief!!! That was from Pulp Fiction, you friggen faker!!!



You guys are something else... Okay - I'm going with $425 per box - cash money - have the cash to you tomorrow.. We got a deal???

Hey Gramps, and the rest of you hilly billys, I told him 525, now where is my PM? I think he sold to someone else....

[ggiese]

Hey Gramps, and the rest of you hilly billys, I told him 525, now where is my PM? I think he sold to someone else....

Your bid doesn't count - you would have to do a payday loan to get the funds and that takes time... I'm talking cash money RIGHT now - I've got wads of it falling out of my pocket as we speak....

But, in all fairness - even though it's against my better judgement, I'll bump my offer to $535 per box.. I'm really sticking my neck out here because they could be fakes - but this nino guy seems pretty sincere...

What do you day, Nino?

[CoventryCat86]

$537.50 per box.

Hey nino, don't believe ggiese when he says he has the cash, he's kinda shady....

[ukyfan]

$537.50 per box.

Hey nino, don't believe ggiese when he says he has the cash, he's kinda shady....

OK, time to do something I didn't think I would have to do... I was able to find the rummered sex tape of CC and Gramps. If you 2 don't back down I am going to release it on Bit torrent for the whole world to see

[Ninos82]

Hi again, sorry about my lack of replies. Nice to see a bidding frenzy going on though. I'll put up some photos of the boxes when i get back home (in about 5-6 hours or so). By the way, i live in London so i'll be sending the boxes over if the buyer is in the states (by registered courier, or whatever you prefer). Once again, its 2 boxes of esplendidos and one box of robustos. I'll crack open the one case i'm keeping as a present and take a few photos of the cigars there too to convince you guys they aren't fakes. If you're still not convinced, you can buy one box, smoke them, and then order the rest. Also, if you only want one box by itself that's cool too.

Anyhoo, bid away! I'll let everyone know what's happenning as it happens, so far i haven't PM'd anyone or made any final decisions.

have fun.

[basil]

ok ya'll - I placed bids when this thing started and haven't had a chance to get back on since. I gotta say, I am shocked at the behavior here. Nino is absolutely right. It is a frenzy here. I mean, this is worse than Cbid. Now I know how you feel about these - hell, this the Holy Grail of cigars but c'mon, there's a principle at stake here. Running these prices up so high most of us can't reach it is totally against what we stand for here!!!! What kinda goddamn BOTLs are ya'll. Nino, do you really want to be a part of this bullshit? You PM me and we'll work out a deal that'll be fair and leave your conscious clean!

BTW - whatever ggeezer bids, cut in half and that's what he'll try to talk you into if he wins the bid. Pay no attention to CC either - he does dope. Lots of it. Kenyth - do you trust that avatar?? Kayukin'Boy?? Forget it, they only let him out on Wednesdays. BPuff? All wind man. UK fan? You can't trust people from Kentucky. Come to think of it, you can't trust anyone in the US east of the Mississippi River. Check your atlas for reference. In fact, Texas is really your best bet, and you have to be real careful at that!! Oh yeah - stay away from that shag guy. Far, far away!!

[Shagaroo]

ok ya'll - I placed bids when this thing started and haven't had a chance to get back on since. I gotta say, I am shocked at the behavior here. Nino is absolutely right. It is a frenzy here. I mean, this is worse than Cbid. Now I know how you feel about these - hell, this the Holy Grail of cigars but c'mon, there's a principle at stake here. Running these prices up so high most of us can't reach it is totally against what we stand for here!!!! What kinda goddamn BOTLs are ya'll. Nino, do you really want to be a part of this bullshit? You PM me and we'll work out a deal that'll be fair and leave your conscious clean!

Mom, is that you? Nah, it's that bastard Basil trying to snake another deal. Well...

[cinda]

Yep that's right, I am too female, and that's why I can be trusted Send me a private message. I will clean out my box ...my in box and I will look forward to your reply. I may have a deal for you that I do not think you can refuse.