Illillillillilli-
Go to the Exchange board and throw out an offer to a FOG. Just because they'll give you (or me or anybody) a ration of shit on one thread doesn't mean they won't treat you like gold in the newbie sampler thread (I think Eshaw made sure of that the first time you did it, and from what I hear KB is an absolute B52--and he's up). Or just ask if someone would like to do half's on a couple of boxes with you, sort of like Drew and SLC's box split.
Or give the mouse to one of the kids, get on your favorite cigar site and have them click around until they have 200 in the cart.
Or send it to me; I could always use the extra cash!