Spare Cigars

[illilli]

i getting ready to be a Reserve Officer its a non paying job

Man, I smell asshat here. You are 19 and going to be an Officer in the Reserves? Why don't you tell us how that works? We are all experienced adults here, so don't start popping off Bullshit like this. I personally served my country for 20 years 6 months and 23 days. I'm pretty damn familiar with how the military works.

So, tell me how you are going to be a Reserve Officer and in what service. Tell me, do they just magically wave their little military wands and "POOF" you are an officer? Don't you have to have a college degree to be an officer? You are 19, so you must be a freakin' genius and graduated early.

Also, they pay you for the duty you work, even in the reserves. So you would get paid for your monthly weekend drill, unless you are in the inactive reserves.

[bigpoppapuff]

i was asking that because i thought someone might send me one

and guess what??.....you were wrong....

[bigpoppapuff]

....yet another point.....if not mistaken,grosse pointe is one of the wealthiest towns in the united states.....


here,try these suggestions.....

bartender
bouncer
salesman
tech support....let me know how your search goes......

[nhcigarfan]

get a job at your local B&M, then you should also get discounts.

[nhcigarfan]

Ok I'll help you out here. On cigarsnobs.com there is a guy name Sam Clemmons he is swimming in cigars. If you go over there and ask I'm sure he will respond with insight and an offer.

[Shagaroo]

its harder then heck to get a job

Get ya some kneepads and open wide!

[jaewing]

Post your address and we will all send you some "Cigars"

[Lopaka]

dose any one have any that they could send me for my upcoming birthday since money is tight and im unemployed and live in a small town in michigan

Obviously you are not very intelligent. Your first post on this board is “Can someone please send me Cigars”. Only a complete moron would blatantly ask this on their first post and actually expect a “yes” answer. Another piece of damaging evidence that you are not the brightest light in the room is all sentences start with a capital letter.

my name Is Nicholas Every one calls me Nick im a 19 year old kid who loves cigars and is friends with the owner of the best cigar shop In Grosse Pointe Michigan

Next piece of wonderful evidence you grant us. Your friends with cigar shop owner and you can't get any smokes from him, however you think you can get some from us!

its harder then heck to get a job

Try McDonalds, Burger King, or even any fast food place...or are you waiting for the Management job at the shit house?

i getting ready to be a Reserve Officer its a non paying job

"I getting", shouldn't that be "I'm getting"? So…obviously school was not your strong point. If you are getting ready to be a Reserve Officer, I would assume that's in the military, you would need to complete a 4 year college degree to become an officer and you are only 19, I doubt you completed school that fast.

Am I missing anything yet? Who is that in your avatar? That looks like a Firefighter's Jacket to me. Are you a volunteer fire fighter or full time? If your volunteer, why don’t you look for a full time position? If you are full time, and you claim you don’t have a job, then you are lying. Does this get any more interesting? I’m not sure…


Have a nice day.

[heftysmokes]

I might be wrong here, but I'm guessing what he means by reserve officer is kind of like that stuff Shaq does in Miami. Isn't he on the Sheriff (sp) reserves or something like that?

Just a guess on that.

GPhosts-->Want a job? Go down to your local recruiting office. Sign up for one of our fine branches of the military. If you want to be a police officer, that is a great place to get a jump on it. Also, I'm not sure if you're aware of this, but they feed you, clothe you, house you, and pay you (so you can buy your own fucking cigars and you don't have to be a mooch on a cigar bb).

[Lopaka]

I might be wrong here, but I'm guessing what he means by reserve officer is kind of like that stuff Shaq does in Miami. Isn't he on the Sheriff (sp) reserves or something like that?

You could be right. However, he still is a and shouldn't post on this board anymore.

[heftysmokes]

You could be right. However, he still is a and shouldn't post on this board anymore.

Hey, don't get me wrong, Lopaka. I agree this kid is a dipshit and needs to quit his mooching. If he's that hard up for a smoke he could cancel his internet connection and use the $20/month to buy his own cigars. Or he could come clean up the dog rockets in my yard...all the free sticks he can get his hanks on, and a crisp 5er in his pocket!

[Lopaka]

Hey, don't get me wrong, Lopaka. I agree this kid is a dipshit and needs to quit his mooching. If he's that hard up for a smoke he could cancel his internet connection and use the $20/month to buy his own cigars. Or he could come clean up the dog rockets in my yard...all the free sticks he can get his hanks on, and a crisp 5er in his pocket!

Don't worry, I didn't get your wrong, I was agreeing with you.

[Shibumi]

This guy is a troll. He signed up at Snobs and did the same thing. Also in the chat room. Funny, he can't sign up at CP?? Hhhmmmm who could this be?

[mauied1101]

I just to make sure I'm reading your threads right - you're asking folks for cigars on your very first post b/c

since money is tight and im unemployed and live in a small town in michigan

And you really must think we're all stupid b/c

i was asking that because i thought someone might send me one

For some reason, that just doesn't jive with the fact that

Im going on a trip to mexico with my family and i wanna take some cigars down there with me and we are taking a plane and will the airport confiscate them if they are in my carry on luggage

WTF are you going to Mexico for if times are tough. Do what you have to do to get yourself on your feet - the last thing you should be doing is going on vacation. And next to last is looking like a pathetic asshat hitting strangers for free sticks.

Here's a tip for you - whenever you are new to a new setting, be it a job, BB, etc. - know your environment, keep your mouth shut unless you have anything valuable to contribute, be quick to listen, and slow to speak.

Good luck wiping your ass after this one.

[ukyfan]

dose any one have any that they could send me for my upcoming birthday since money is tight and im unemployed and live in a small town in michigan

Try this

[Kayakinboy]

You know, you guys are being really selfish. Hell, it's not like we don't have any to spare or ones that we won't smoke anymore...

What's your snailer?

[mauied1101]

You know, you guys are being really selfish. Hell, it's not like we don't have any to spare or ones that we won't smoke anymore...

What's your snailer?

You're absolutely right KB. I now feel ashamed and humbled by your comment.

I have two cigars that my cat hairballed all over that I have no intention of smoking. Asshat - PM me your address and they're yours.

[CoventryCat86]

dose any one have any that they could send me for my upcoming birthday since money is tight and im unemployed and live in a small town in michigan

That small town in Michigan has the highest per capita income in the state!

This guy should be buying US cigars!

[NullSmurf]

This guy is a troll. He signed up at Snobs and did the same thing. Also in the chat room. Funny, he can't sign up at CP?? Hhhmmmm who could this be?

A college student, perhaps?

[alexgtp]

LOL!!

What an asshat..

GIMME FREE CIGARS..