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    I might be wrong here, but I'm guessing what he means by reserve officer is kind of like that stuff Shaq does in Miami. Isn't he on the Sheriff (sp) reserves or something like that?

    Just a guess on that.

    GPhosts-->Want a job? Go down to your local recruiting office. Sign up for one of our fine branches of the military. If you want to be a police officer, that is a great place to get a jump on it. Also, I'm not sure if you're aware of this, but they feed you, clothe you, house you, and pay you (so you can buy your own fucking cigars and you don't have to be a mooch on a cigar bb).

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    Quote Originally Posted by heftysmokes
    I might be wrong here, but I'm guessing what he means by reserve officer is kind of like that stuff Shaq does in Miami. Isn't he on the Sheriff (sp) reserves or something like that?
    You could be right. However, he still is a and shouldn't post on this board anymore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lopaka
    You could be right. However, he still is a and shouldn't post on this board anymore.
    Hey, don't get me wrong, Lopaka. I agree this kid is a dipshit and needs to quit his mooching. If he's that hard up for a smoke he could cancel his internet connection and use the $20/month to buy his own cigars. Or he could come clean up the dog rockets in my yard...all the free sticks he can get his hanks on, and a crisp 5er in his pocket!

    "...all roads lead to cigars."
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    Quote Originally Posted by heftysmokes
    Hey, don't get me wrong, Lopaka. I agree this kid is a dipshit and needs to quit his mooching. If he's that hard up for a smoke he could cancel his internet connection and use the $20/month to buy his own cigars. Or he could come clean up the dog rockets in my yard...all the free sticks he can get his hanks on, and a crisp 5er in his pocket!
    Don't worry, I didn't get your wrong, I was agreeing with you.

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    This guy is a troll. He signed up at Snobs and did the same thing. Also in the chat room. Funny, he can't sign up at CP?? Hhhmmmm who could this be?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shibumi
    This guy is a troll. He signed up at Snobs and did the same thing. Also in the chat room. Funny, he can't sign up at CP?? Hhhmmmm who could this be?
    A college student, perhaps?
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    LOL!!

    What an asshat..

    GIMME FREE CIGARS..


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    Did someone say FREE CIGARS?


    Oops wrong thread, damn.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NullSmurf
    A college student, perhaps?
    Hard to imagine that based on the fact that he writes on a fourth grade level at best.
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    I think a more obvious speculation is that this is actually a kid trying to score some tobaccy. No job, because he goes to school. Bad writing skills, because he's going to school. Can't get freebies or exchange for labor from the cigar shop owner, because he's underage. Going to Mexico with no job or money, because he's going with his parents.

    Whaddaya think?
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    Quote Originally Posted by CoventryCat86
    Hard to imagine that based on the fact that he writes on a fourth grade level at best.
    Eh, these days that's less of a measure of education than you'd think... No one seems to care about spelling or grammar anymore because their spellcheck and grammarcheck picks it up on papers an no one has the common decency to use proper english in correspondence.

    Welcome to the slacker generation... Ugh!

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