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    THE PARROT

    A woman went to a pet shop & immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot.

    There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00.

    "Why so little," she asked the pet store owner.

    The owner looked at her and said,

    Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of
    Prostitution and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff."

    The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird any way.

    She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited
    for it to say something.

    The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said,

    "New house, new madam."

    The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought "that's
    really not so bad."

    When her 2 teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw and said,

    "New house, new madam, new girls."

    The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh about
    the situation considering how and where the parrot had been raised.

    Moments later, the woman's husband Keith came home from work.

    The bird looked at him and said,

    "Hi, Keith!"
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    That was funny!

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    Yeah, I had never seen that one before. I have a couple of friends who send me jokes regularly and this one came from my friend Pauline who lives in Melbourne, Austrailia. She and I used to play hearts in the yahoo! game rooms three years ago. Since she's on the other side of the world most times the stuff she sends me I've never seen before (like this one). Most other times when people forward jokes to me, I've seen them before as is probably teh case with many of you.
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    True, I have seen it. It's been quite awhile though.

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    LOL!
    "some people are like slinkies, they're not really good for anything but they can bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs." –Unknown


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    Oh, that was funny!

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    LOL - good one.
    Equality is not seeing different things equally. It's seeing different things differently.
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    LOL Sure his name was not BIll?






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