Originally Posted by
Newfie
Monk, I don't know how long you've been married, but here's a piece of advice from someone with 27 years experience (with the same woman):
You have to tell her that her gift introduced you to an awesome hobby and that the one you bought is just a cheapo for every day smokes. Also, tell her the original one she got you is much better than the new one, and you'll be using "hers" for your special celebration smokes because they require the special care your first one gives.
How's that for some serious Canadian ass-kissin!
Haha that is priceless 
I think I'm going to need Newfie to write out all my apologies to my fiance who is dead set against my new found hobby. So I doubt I'll be able to use that butt kissing with her, seeing has how she would rather vomit out of both ends than buy me a 100+ capacity humi. 
"...How oft it happens when one's smoking,
The tamper's missing from it's shelf,
And one goes with one's finger poking
Into the bowl and burns oneself.
If in the pipe such pain doth dwell
How hot must be the pains of Hell!
Thus o'er my pipe in contemplation
Of such things - I can constantly
Indulge in fruitful meditation,
And so, puffing contentedly,
On land, at sea, at home, abroad,
I smoke my pipe and worship God."
Johann Sebastian Bach - 1725 (1685-1750)
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