BK,GG,$ sarge....

[bigpoppapuff]

....and any others who may find this funny....


YOU MUST BE A POLICE OFFICER IF......

1) You have the bladder capacity of five people.
2) You have ever restrained someone and it was not
a sexual experience.
3) You believe that 50% of people are a waste of good air.
4) Your idea of a good time is a gun run or a car chase.
5) You conduct a criminal record check on anyone
who seems friendly towards you.
6) You believe in the aerial spraying of Prozac
and birth control pills.
7) You disbelieve 90% of what you hear and 75% of what you see.
8) You have your weekends off planned for a year.
9) You believe the government should require a permit to reproduce.
10) You refer to your favorite restaurant by the intersections
at which it's located.
11) You ever had to put the phone on hold
before you begin laughing uncontrollably.
12) You think caffeine should be available in IV form.
13) You believe anyone who says, "I only had two beers"
is going to blow more than a .15
14) You find out a lot about paranoia
just by following people around.
15) Anyone has ever said to you, "There are people killing other
people out there and you are here messing with me."
16) People flag you down on the street and ask you
directions to strange places...
and you know where it's located.
17) You can discuss where you are going to eat with your partner
while standing over a dead body.
18) You are the only person introduced at social gatherings
by profession.
19) You walk into places and people think it's high comedy
to seize their buddy and shout, "They've come to get you, Bill."
20) You do not see daylight from November until May.
21) People shout, "I didn't do it!" when you walk into a room
and think they're being hugely funny and original.
22) A week's worth of laundry consists of 5 T-shirts,
5 pairs of socks, and 5 pairs of underwear.
23) You've ever referred to Tuesday as "My weekend", or
"This is my Friday".
24) You've ever written off guns and ammunition as
a business deduction.
25) You believe that unspeakable evils will befall you
if anyone says, "Boy, it sure is quiet tonight."
26) Discussing dismemberment over a meal
seems perfectly normal to you.
27) You find humor in other people's stupidity.
28) You have left more meals on the restaurant table
than you've eaten.
29) You feel good when you hear "these handcuffs are too tight."
30) You feel so terribly good after retirement,
but certainly miss the clowns.

[MCsommerreid]

I'm not a cop, but I know enough to say most of its so true and then some. Lol

[cigarsarge]

I say yes to all the above.

[bigpoppapuff]

I say yes to all the above.

as did my son.....

[Lopaka]

Some of those us military can say yes to also!

[tampacigargirl]

LOL, I've got to show this to the cops that drop by for their stogies. We had a customer that was being a loud mouth beligerent jerk one after noon with 3 detectives sitting at the cigar bar drinking coffee & smoking their lunch. The jerk was asked to leave and refused to. The decectives did their good deed for the day and produced their badges and the guy goes "What are you going to do? Shoot me?" One of the detectives said no but he just got his new taser and it would make his day to try it out. LOL. We were hoping we'd get to see him tased. The jerk left.

My hats off those who serve. Police, Military, Firefighters, and everyone who puts their lives on the line for us everyday.

[nhcigarfan]

....and any others who may find this funny....


19) You walk into places and people think it's high comedy
to seize their buddy and shout, "They've come to get you, Bill."

Except this is what each and everyone of us would have to say if we went to a club stogie herf with CC.

[Bkcloud114]

ROFLMAO...... Thanks Sid

30) You feel so terribly good after retirement,
but certainly miss the clowns.

This is ssooooooooo true