Friendship

[grand cru no 2]

This was an email sent to me from a buddy of mine:

Are you sick of all those sissy "friendship" poems that
always sound like Hallmark cards, and never come close
to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that really
speak to true friendship:



1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot
revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever
is choking you.

3. When you smile - I will know you've finally had sex.

4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every
chance I get.

5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories
about how much worse it could be and tell you to quit
whining.

6. When you are confused - I will use little words.

7. When you are sick - stay the hell away from me until
you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy
ass.



This is my oath ...I pledge it till the end. Why, you ask! ?
Because you are my friend.


Remember:
A good friend will help you move.
A really good friend will help you move a body.
Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.

[Newfie]

A friend will bail you out of jail.

A Good Friend is with you in the cell saying "Sweet fuck that was so cool!!"

[cinda]

For us long haired gals a good friend will hold your hair up while you puke

[SuperChuck]

A Good Friend is with you in the cell saying "Sweet fuck..."

Not words you want to hear in prison...

Those sound like good wedding vows to me! :)

[Newfie]

Not words you want to hear in prison...

Those sound like good wedding vows to me! :)

LMAO, point well taken!!

[Tdog]

SO true Ray.