Cigar Roach Clip.

**honashagen** · 05-09-2006, 06:58 AM

You all are whacked!

**Newfie** · 05-09-2006, 07:04 AM

Originally Posted by honashagen

You all are whacked!

Nice first post Pal.

**SmokinDVM** · 05-09-2006, 08:40 AM

Originally Posted by Newfie

Nice first post Pal.

Actually that's his 3rd post. The 1st two were under the handle honas.
But, I get the feeling he thinks we're not trying to answer his question. I think we've offered some rather good options, actually.

**slcraiders** · 05-09-2006, 08:40 AM

Are we sure it is his first post? Honashagen, any relation to the thread starter- Honas?

**basil** · 05-09-2006, 09:02 AM

Heinous mistake honas. multi-accounting here is very much frowned upon by the owner. You musta been clippin' the wrong roach, and neglected to read rules, etc. See ya in the next lifetime, buddy.

bigpoppapuff · 05-09-2006, 09:16 AM

Originally Posted by honashagen

You all are whacked!

hey!!!....look what i found....it's honashagen's sense of humor.......would you like it back before you leave us??......

**ggiese** · 05-09-2006, 09:36 AM

Originally Posted by SmokinDVM

You caught me. Damn original idea though.

Most surgical hemostats would crush the cigar pretty drastically, even on their first setting. If you want some surgical tools that would work well, I have some large towel clamps that would be a great fit for up to about a 50 ring. Some of the bone clamps might work with the larger rings.

I'm trying to picture that - and it ain't a pretty picture....

**ggiese** · 05-09-2006, 09:39 AM

Originally Posted by honashagen

You all are whacked!

The person who started this thread is whacked - why would anyone ask a question like that unless they wanted to get some whacked answers...

**Kenyth** · 05-09-2006, 10:07 AM

Silly roach smoker, this board's not for kids!

No one want's to nub a White Owl anyway.

Take your Phillies and go home.............

Come back when you have hair on your winkie and an appreciation for fine cigars.

**honashagen** · 05-09-2006, 03:52 PM

Man,

What is up your collective butts?
I love smoking cigars too! Too damned much.
I opened another account beacuse I couldn't log on anymore
and thought you booted me.

Hey, I'm a just turned 50 business owner from southern Michigan looking for the next
cool gadget. I searched all over the internet looking for a cigar clip
and found a crap-load of reviewers saying "this cigar was so good I wish I had
a roach clip." What the hell is wrong with smoking to the end if it's a great cigar?

Ben.

**ggiese** · 05-09-2006, 04:21 PM

Originally Posted by honashagen

Man,

What is up your collective butts?
I love smoking cigars too! Too damned much.
I opened another account beacuse I couldn't log on anymore
and thought you booted me.

Hey, I'm a just turned 50 business owner from southern Michigan looking for the next
cool gadget. I searched all over the internet looking for a cigar clip
and found a crap-load of reviewers saying "this cigar was so good I wish I had
a roach clip." What the hell is wrong with smoking to the end if it's a great cigar?

Ben.

The "collective butts" on this board are a bunch of lunatics. I hope you can stand it - and if you can, you're in with a great bunch...

Cigar roach clip "gadget", eh?

**Dickson** · 05-09-2006, 04:38 PM

Ben,

Not taking sides mind you, but when I smoke which lately is all the time my cigars get all wet. Won't there be a problem when you attempt to smoke the wet butt.

**SmokinDVM** · 05-09-2006, 04:41 PM

Originally Posted by honashagen

Man,

What is up your collective butts?
I love smoking cigars too! Too damned much.
I opened another account beacuse I couldn't log on anymore
and thought you booted me.

Hey, I'm a just turned 50 business owner from southern Michigan looking for the next
cool gadget. I searched all over the internet looking for a cigar clip
and found a crap-load of reviewers saying "this cigar was so good I wish I had
a roach clip." What the hell is wrong with smoking to the end if it's a great cigar?

Ben.

We were just hacking on you a bit.

Seriously, if you really need a clip/gadget to hold your nub, check the link...http://www.gtamart.com/mart/products/surginst/thf.htm
The smaller ones use a spring action to close, and would be less likely to crush the cigar. The larger ones have a positive locking mechanism, and would have a more secure hold.

Like I posted earlier, I just use my fingers. If it's too hot for the fingers, it's too hot for my lips.

**Cabaiguan Juan** · 05-10-2006, 06:41 AM

CI has a CI Mark Mender which holds cigars and Cigars.com has a Cigar Minder which is a small clamp for the cigar and a large clamp to attach to what ever you chose to attach it too. Not a roach clip, but its sorta similar.

bigpoppapuff · 05-10-2006, 08:09 AM

i get the odd feeling that honas won't be back.....sad....he seemed like a good addition to our playground....

**Kenyth** · 05-10-2006, 09:29 AM

Sorry for the heckling. You've got to understand, we get some crazy characters around here sometimes. Some of them are people into drugs. You came across as one of those with your first question. You sound like you may be a good guy who just got off to a bad start. At any rate, you ran the gauntlet fairly well. Please, stick around.

Just try to avoid serious talk about drug paraphanalia in the future.

**Monk** · 05-10-2006, 09:32 AM

Originally Posted by Kenyth

Sorry for the heckling. You've got to understand, we get some crazy characters around here sometimes. Some of them are people into drugs. You came across as one of those with your first question. You sound like you may be a good guy who just got off to a bad start. At any rate, you ran the gauntlet fairly well. Please, stick around.

Just try to avoid serious talk about drug paraphanalia in the future.

Damn! Guess I can't bring up the time I lived in Amsterdam

-W.

**honashagen** · 05-10-2006, 11:36 AM

Thanks!

You will all be the first ones to get a "Cigar Finger Saver"
to test when I finish it.

Ben.

**basil** · 05-10-2006, 12:25 PM

ran the gauntlet my ass. You still have to answer to hex for registering more than once. Usually, this is grounds for immediate termination of all accounts, as soon as he finds out. My guess is that nothing was wrong on this end when you couldn't log in as "honas". It was likely your server and your lack of patience. Sometimes firefox acts weird too.

The best way to get up our collective butts is to log on and start forcing your personality into a community you know nothing about. Just tramping around in here without taking the time to get to know folks (like finding out that references to drug paraphenalia will most always be ill met) comes off as kind of boorish.

Glad you like cigars. Welcome to the board.

**nhcigarfan** · 05-10-2006, 12:54 PM

If it is really a problem for you then go to your local plumbing store. Get 3 inch sections of pipes for the ring gauges you smoke. Between 1/4 and 1/2 inch in from one end of the pipe crimp the pipe and there you have it.

It will work like a cig. holder.