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    Quote Originally Posted by cigarsarge
    Something tells me honas will be smoked to the nub...
    lmfao!! where are we gonna get a clip big enough??
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    Actually, at the Land of Lincoln herf this past year they had stainless steel surgical clamps (hemostats) on all the tables which I assume were to be used as a cigar roach clip...

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    Put it in your pipe & smoke it! LOL, seen it done. :)

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    Wouldn't a clothes pin work for robusto sizes and smaller? Ooooh, even better, a cedar clothes pin. Time to go to the patent office. I bet I could fetch 30 bucks each for these on Cbid.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ggiese
    Actually, at the Land of Lincoln herf this past year they had stainless steel surgical clamps (hemostats) on all the tables which I assume were to be used as a cigar roach clip...
    I have a pair that I "found" that are 18 inches long...Had my wife run em through the autoclave at her work. I keep em in the kitchen drawer. They come in handy for all kinds things.

    Did you know if you grab your wife by the upper lip with them she will follow you where ever you want to go.

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    Didn't Klem Kadiddlehopper stab the nub with a toothpick?

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    Quote Originally Posted by heftysmokes
    Didn't Klem Kadiddlehopper stab the nub with a toothpick?

    You're dating yourself their bro - not many would know who Klem is...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ggiese
    You're dating yourself their bro - not many would know who Klem is...

    George, I'm only 31!

    I guess there's just too much useless crap crammed in my cranium....sometimes it leaks out!

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    Quote Originally Posted by basil
    lmao!! bullshit - you don't do that!
    You caught me. Damn original idea though.

    Most surgical hemostats would crush the cigar pretty drastically, even on their first setting. If you want some surgical tools that would work well, I have some large towel clamps that would be a great fit for up to about a 50 ring. Some of the bone clamps might work with the larger rings.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cigarsarge
    Did you know if you grab your wife by the upper lip with them she will follow you where ever you want to go.

    Just tried it, Ken...

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    You all are whacked!

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    Quote Originally Posted by honashagen
    You all are whacked!
    Nice first post Pal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Newfie
    Nice first post Pal.
    Actually that's his 3rd post. The 1st two were under the handle honas.
    But, I get the feeling he thinks we're not trying to answer his question. I think we've offered some rather good options, actually.

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    Are we sure it is his first post? Honashagen, any relation to the thread starter- Honas?
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    Heinous mistake honas. multi-accounting here is very much frowned upon by the owner. You musta been clippin' the wrong roach, and neglected to read rules, etc. See ya in the next lifetime, buddy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by honashagen
    You all are whacked!



    hey!!!....look what i found....it's honashagen's sense of humor.......would you like it back before you leave us??......

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    Quote Originally Posted by honashagen
    You all are whacked!
    The person who started this thread is whacked - why would anyone ask a question like that unless they wanted to get some whacked answers...

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    Silly roach smoker, this board's not for kids!


    No one want's to nub a White Owl anyway.


    Take your Phillies and go home.............


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    Man,

    What is up your collective butts?
    I love smoking cigars too! Too damned much.
    I opened another account beacuse I couldn't log on anymore
    and thought you booted me.

    Hey, I'm a just turned 50 business owner from southern Michigan looking for the next
    cool gadget. I searched all over the internet looking for a cigar clip
    and found a crap-load of reviewers saying "this cigar was so good I wish I had
    a roach clip." What the hell is wrong with smoking to the end if it's a great cigar?

    Ben.

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    Quote Originally Posted by honashagen
    Man,

    What is up your collective butts?
    I love smoking cigars too! Too damned much.
    I opened another account beacuse I couldn't log on anymore
    and thought you booted me.

    Hey, I'm a just turned 50 business owner from southern Michigan looking for the next
    cool gadget. I searched all over the internet looking for a cigar clip
    and found a crap-load of reviewers saying "this cigar was so good I wish I had
    a roach clip." What the hell is wrong with smoking to the end if it's a great cigar?

    Ben.
    The "collective butts" on this board are a bunch of lunatics. I hope you can stand it - and if you can, you're in with a great bunch...

    Cigar roach clip "gadget", eh?

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