Seems like Ben's a quick learner, wonder if Dickson's paying attention...
Seems like Ben's a quick learner, wonder if Dickson's paying attention...
Raisins: + 12 1/2Termites: 5.56
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See, that's exactly the kind of condescending cynicism that folks here:Originally Posted by Dickson
1. can see right through,
2. don't appreciate, and
3. won't tolerate.
You get all sanctimonious about how you can get your point across without the use of profanity, and then you diguise a nice little "fuck you" with faux conceding deference. And you have the nerve to call me churlish. Hmm.
Equality is not seeing different things equally. It's seeing different things differently.
- Tom Robbins
- Like I needed you to tell me I'm a fucking prick . . . Did you think you're posting some front page news? I am a fucking prick . . . - MarineOne
and down goes frazier....errrr....dickson....
ok ok... how about...Originally Posted by basil
WOOLLY SPIDER MONKEY
Appearance: Share characteristics with both woolly and spider monkeys, plush, short fur and large rounded head, coats typically brown-gray and sometimes have reddish-brown highlights, no thumb, slender with long limbs, powerful, prehensile tail, protruding belly, large testicles, largest of the Neotropical primates
Habitat: Moist rain forest, seasonal semideciduous forest
Diet: Leaves, fruit, nectar, seeds
Locomotion: Braciation, suspensory, quadrupedal walking and running on large branches, leaping
Behavior: Variable social structure, sometimes multimale-multifemale and sometimes fission-fusion, males associate with males and females with females, territorial, communicate through vocalizations, urine washing and scent marking, diurnal, arboreal, non-aggressive, little social grooming
As you will note, Mr. Monkey is peeping...
Look at that... I plumb got myself 5 raisins and 7 termites.
Nope. Note that there is no thumb, therefore making lighting and smoking cigars next to impossible while hanging from a tree. Also, although there is scent marking, there is no note of territoriality, which is prevalant in Basii's sub-species, who are known for not suffering dipshits.Originally Posted by mauied1101
"...all roads lead to cigars."
-Cinda
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"Maybe you should just stop trying to be witty?"
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"Rule 17: Don’t turn your back on bears, men you have wronged, or the dominant turkey during mating season."
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"Fuck I just like smoking. Who am I kidding?"
-Badwhale
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-Shelby07
is this all Dickson had to offer? He went down with nary a whimper???
I sense this will resurface elsewhere...
LMAOOriginally Posted by SmokinDVM
http://www.cmt.com/videos/eric-churc...le-smoke.jhtml?
"Do this...go to Google and type in "Dumbass that can't take a hint"...notice the picture of a big feller in his Moms kitchen with a can of Wannabe RockStar on his man boob...Hey, that's you!" TheGreekTitan
May God grant us the wisdom to discover right, the will to
choose it, and the strength
to make it endure
"No one can tell me what is a good cigar -- for me. I am the only judge. There are no standards -- no real standards. Each man's preference is the only standard for him, the only one which he can accept, the only one which can command him."
~ Mark Twain
http://www.cmt.com/videos/eric-churc...le-smoke.jhtml?
"Do this...go to Google and type in "Dumbass that can't take a hint"...notice the picture of a big feller in his Moms kitchen with a can of Wannabe RockStar on his man boob...Hey, that's you!" TheGreekTitan
May God grant us the wisdom to discover right, the will to
choose it, and the strength
to make it endure
Originally Posted by Dickson
Told ya...
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