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    Default Cigar Roach Clip.

    Does anyone make one?

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    y'know what? Just fucking shut up.
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    Huh?

    I'm serious! Call it what you want. I want a holder so I can smoke down to the nub!

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    Quote Originally Posted by honas
    Huh?

    I'm serious! Call it what you want. I want a holder so I can smoke down to the nub!
    Use a clothespin, or do what I did...develope a large callus on several fingers.

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    I really doubt it. But hey, we'll float this thread and see if anyone else knows - BPP? CC? George??
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    pliers or a wrench should work......i hope this helps...

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    I sometimes go to the candy store, and buy those wax lips. Take those and hollow out a hole corresponding to your cigars ring gauge. They sometimes get all soft and melty, but it's better than nothing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by basil
    y'know what? Just fucking shut up.
    I think what Basil means is that this isn't a department store or library - don't come in asking questions before saying "Hi, I am <blank>. I like <blank>. I am asking this question because of <blank>."

    Then again... that was Basil being subtle... so he might have meant what he said...
    Look at that... I plumb got myself 5 raisins and 7 termites.

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    Something tells me honas will be smoked to the nub...

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    Quote Originally Posted by SmokinDVM
    I sometimes go to the candy store, and buy those wax lips. Take those and hollow out a hole corresponding to your cigars ring gauge. They sometimes get all soft and melty, but it's better than nothing.
    lmao!! bullshit - you don't do that!
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    Quote Originally Posted by cigarsarge
    Something tells me honas will be smoked to the nub...
    lmfao!! where are we gonna get a clip big enough??
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    Actually, at the Land of Lincoln herf this past year they had stainless steel surgical clamps (hemostats) on all the tables which I assume were to be used as a cigar roach clip...

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    Put it in your pipe & smoke it! LOL, seen it done. :)

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    Wouldn't a clothes pin work for robusto sizes and smaller? Ooooh, even better, a cedar clothes pin. Time to go to the patent office. I bet I could fetch 30 bucks each for these on Cbid.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ggiese
    Actually, at the Land of Lincoln herf this past year they had stainless steel surgical clamps (hemostats) on all the tables which I assume were to be used as a cigar roach clip...
    I have a pair that I "found" that are 18 inches long...Had my wife run em through the autoclave at her work. I keep em in the kitchen drawer. They come in handy for all kinds things.

    Did you know if you grab your wife by the upper lip with them she will follow you where ever you want to go.

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    Didn't Klem Kadiddlehopper stab the nub with a toothpick?

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    Quote Originally Posted by heftysmokes
    Didn't Klem Kadiddlehopper stab the nub with a toothpick?

    You're dating yourself their bro - not many would know who Klem is...

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    Quote Originally Posted by cigarsarge
    Did you know if you grab your wife by the upper lip with them she will follow you where ever you want to go.

    Just tried it, Ken...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ggiese
    You're dating yourself their bro - not many would know who Klem is...

    George, I'm only 31!

    I guess there's just too much useless crap crammed in my cranium....sometimes it leaks out!

    "...all roads lead to cigars."
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    Quote Originally Posted by basil
    lmao!! bullshit - you don't do that!
    You caught me. Damn original idea though.

    Most surgical hemostats would crush the cigar pretty drastically, even on their first setting. If you want some surgical tools that would work well, I have some large towel clamps that would be a great fit for up to about a 50 ring. Some of the bone clamps might work with the larger rings.

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