Cuban Cigars

[basil]

Oh, here we go again... You BASTID!!! You ALWAYS get the good Cubans!!!

I still think, though, that you have the fairest auctions on the board. And I still think it's the way to go - that way everyone gets a fair chance at them.

I had to go in for therapy after BPP's last auction!

[cinda]

Oh you guys are talking about this raffel...yes this was a good one and it work out so well.

You crazy bastards have it all fucked up. So, I am going to fix it and return some sanity to the board.

We have 4 boxes, so we number them 5, 7, 8 and 13. Bids are reset to $0 and we all start with OPEN bids on boxes 7 and 13 and 1/4 boxes on 5 and 8. Minimum bids on boxes 5 and 8 and 1/4 boxes of each will start at 6 and 9 go from there. Minimum bids on boxes 7 and 13 and 1/2 boxes of each will start at 11 and 15 and go up from there. Now, you can bid on 1/2 of the 1/4 and minimum bids for that start at 3 and 6. Then, we start bids on 1/4 or 1/2 on 7, 13, and 5 and 1/4 on 8, 13 and 5. Now, we have a set timeframe for all bids to be submitted to threads which will be numbered 1, 3, 6 and 9 and correspond with boxes 5, 7, 8 and 13. The timeframe for all 1/4's and 1/2 on boxes 5 and 8 will be noon on Monday EST. Timeframe for bids on 1/2's and 1/4's on 7 and 13 will be noon on Tuesday EST. Timeframes for bids on complete boxes of 5 and 7 with included 1/4's on 8 and 13 will be on Wednesday at noon EST. Timeframe for bids on 1/2's and included 1/4's for all packages will be noon Sunday unless to many people cannot make that time then it will be either 9:30 pm Monday EST or 5:45 pm EST Tuesday. So make your 1/2, 1/4 on 8 and 13 and full and 1/4 and 1/2 bids for 7 and 5 on threads corresponding with box numbers as assigned above.

I realize this might create a hassel for Nino having multiple 1/2 and 1/4 and full boxes being sent all over the world, so we can move into shipping bids in which Nino is free to participate in to try and get the best value for shipping. To facilitate this we will need 4 more threads numbers 12, 15, 21, and 47 and correspond with 1/2 and 1/4 boxes for 5, 7, 8 and 13 from threads 1, 3, 6 and 9. Timeframe for these bids will be noon EST Monday through Thursday for each corresponding thread number.

Now, this settles it out in the fairest possible way. If we can calm down and come to order we can put this plan into action tonight and these cigars sold and shipped no later than Friday. So, quit fuckin' it up you dipshits!

[CoventryCat86]

Who's got Cuban cigars for sale?

[SmokinDVM]

Who's got Cuban cigars for sale?

My first guess would be the Cubans.

[mauied1101]

Only if they're the real thing... only glass top boxes acceptable. pm me - definitely interested.

[ggiese]

Oh you guys are talking about this raffel...yes this was a good one and it work out so well.

Oh, you had to go and drag Shag into this thing... That focker is a Cuban cigar whore!!! He'll pay ANYTHING to get them. I was hoping he wouldn't notice this thread - we could sneak it by before he saw it and get the deal done...

[mauied1101]

don't listen to any of these people - they're just trying to take advantage of you. i'll give you the fair respectable gratis that you've shown you deserve.

[bigpoppapuff]

don't listen to any of these people - they're just trying to take advantage of you. i'll give you the fair respectable gratis that you've shown you deserve.

you're SO full of shit!!!.....these are mine...i asked first....

[mauied1101]

you're SO full of shit!!!.....these are mine...i asked first....

see what i mean electrician - can you feel the aggression? i'm just sayin' we all want a win-win situation. and if bpp suggests a lottery system - don't buy into it - he stacks his deck and pays off folks to get his way. will be waiting for your pm.

[ggiese]

see what i mean electrician - can you feel the aggression? i'm just sayin' we all want a win-win situation. and if bpp suggests a lottery system - don't buy into it - he stacks his deck and pays off folks to get his way. will be waiting for your pm.

You wouldn't know a Cuban from a Phillipino cigar... What do you know about buying them.

Let's do the Lottery, BPP - I think that's the fairest way!!!

[basil]

Oh, you had to go and drag Shag into this thing... That focker is a Cuban cigar whore!!! He'll pay ANYTHING to get them. I was hoping he wouldn't notice this thread - we could sneak it by before he saw it and get the deal done...

True dat - there's just no telling to what depths Shag would sink for Cubans. Sad.