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    I say that guys shouldn't be allowed to wear pink shirts anymore. I feel like I'm taking crazy pills! Didn't they send Homer to the nuthouse for that? What the hell is going on here!?
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    Hey man it's not pink. It's salmon.











    No, I don't wear pink or salmon colored shirts.

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    "Chicks dig it"

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    Quote Originally Posted by WOXOF
    Hey man it's not pink. It's salmon. No, I don't wear pink or salmon colored shirts.
    Salmon, the other pink meat.
    "some people are like slinkies, they're not really good for anything but they can bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs." –Unknown


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    Real men wear pink.

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    coral. Chicks dig it.

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    It's ok for guys comfortable with their manliness. If you're self-conscious or give a crap on what people might think, well... sorry.
    Look at that... I plumb got myself 5 raisins and 7 termites.

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    The only men I see in pink shirts are those pink golf polo shirts.






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    i have a pink shirt, but i dotn wear it anymore because in art class three years ago i got white paint on it. i am secure, but having the pink shirt with white splashes along the lower edge is a little too much for me
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    I like colored shirts. I sometimes buy pink shirts cause I don't give a wet rats fart what others think.
    There's only two kinds of cigars, the kind you like and the kind you don't.

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    I have no problem with flashy and pastel colors. Yes- as a few have mentioned, the chicks do dig it. To break up the doldrum of white, gray and blue shirts in the professional world, I will throw in other colors come spring time. These include yellow, coral/salmon, peach, lime green and other misc. pastels etc- stripes and solids. I have not lost any chest hairs (not that I had many to begin with) and my testicals have not shrunk or anything.

    Now if we were to write "man law", it would not have anything to do with what men wear. It would be the opposite.

    Man law 1: All cute or semi cute girls should be required to wear either tight pants w/ tight shirt or a bikini to all public places.

    Man law 2: All cherubic women (cute or not) need to drop the hip jeans and belly shirts. Put that shit away- damn!

    Man law 3: Every Wednesday is officially steak and blowjob day.

    Man law 4: Cigars are considered formal attire

    and on and on and on... ...you catch my drift.
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    Quote Originally Posted by slcraiders
    I have no problem with flashy and pastel colors. Yes- as a few have mentioned, the chicks do dig it. To break up the doldrum of white, gray and blue shirts in the professional world, I will throw in other colors come spring time. These include yellow, coral/salmon, peach, lime green and other misc. pastels etc- stripes and solids. I have not lost any chest hairs (not that I had many to begin with) and my testicals have not shrunk or anything.

    Now if we were to write "man law", it would not have anything to do with what men wear. It would be the opposite.

    Man law 1: All cute or semi cute girls should be required to wear either tight pants w/ tight shirt or a bikini to all public places.

    Man law 2: All cherubic women (cute or not) need to drop the hip jeans and belly shirts. Put that shit away- damn!

    Man law 3: Every Wednesday is officially steak and blowjob day.

    Man law 4: Cigars are considered formal attire

    and on and on and on... ...you catch my drift.
    cinda looks at slcraiders....






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    Quote Originally Posted by cinda
    cinda looks at slcraiders....
    lemme guess... and slaps him with a fish?
    Look at that... I plumb got myself 5 raisins and 7 termites.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mauied1101
    lemme guess... and slaps him with a fish?

    yes but I might say a trout large bass to be exact!






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    Quote Originally Posted by slcraiders
    Man law 3: Every Wednesday is officially steak and blowjob day.

    ..I remember when Anthony only wanted Prince Spaghetti....






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    I did not know there was a hybrid fish out there known as the Trout Large Bass

    Seems odd. A trout as large as a bass would be a sweet catch. Although I am a regular fisher"person", I will not pretend to know (OR internet research) species names; let alone habitats. I do know one thing... ...Bass are a warm water lake fish. Trout are cold water lake or river fish. The two cannot cohabitate. That is not to say a Bass has never fucked a trout or a trout has never fucked a bass. I am sure that happens every day in neutral climates. The closest hybrid would result in a Splake. Nothing close to a bass, yet a Splake is related to a trout; barely.

    Edited: to delete part of this thread that really belonged in the Politics forum
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    I like pink shirts.

    I don't like Macanudo Envelopes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by slcraiders
    Man law 3: Every Wednesday is officially steak and blowjob day.
    You must not be married. It would be nice though.


    Quote Originally Posted by cinda
    yes but I might say a trout large bass to be exact!


    That looks like a salmon to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WOXOF
    You must not be married. It would be nice though.






    That looks like a salmon to me.

    Salmon, the other pink meat!


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    Except for wednesdays

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