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  1. 06-16-2006, 12:01 PM #1
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    Default Philosophy vs. Religion

    A philosoph and the Pope are discussing, what is better - religion or philosophy.
    Pope said: Philosophy is, if anyone with bandaged eyes is searching in a absolute dark room a black cat, that doesn't exist.
    Philosoph said: Religion is, if anyone with bandaged eyes is searching in a absolute dark room a black cat, that doesn't exist and sudden is calling: Got her!

    I don't drink water. Fish fuck in it...
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    I'm afraid I don't get it. Perhaps a language barrier?
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    I think so
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    Deutschish-to-English translation:

    A philosopher and the Pope comparing religion and philosophy.

    The Pope says: Philosophy is like being blindfolded and searching in a pitch black room a black cat that doesn't exist.

    The philosopher says: Religion is like being blindfolded and searching in a pitch black room a black cat that doesn't exist and suddenly shouting: I found it!
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    Very true.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SuperChuck
    Deutschish-to-English translation
    He! That's a good joke!
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    Quote Originally Posted by dagobert
    He! That's a good joke!
    Ahh, laughing at your own language barrier!! Proves you indeed have a sence of humour
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