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    Default Captain Morgan's Tatoo liquor sucks!

    I like spiced rum and vanilla rum as a straight sipping drink, so I figured this stuff might be pretty good.

    Blecccchhhhh!!!!!!!!

    WTF do they make this with? It tastes like a combination of spiced rum and grape Kool-Aid concentrate! What genius decided to bring these two great flavors together? Nasty! I'm glad I bought it on sale. I'm tempted to just pour it in the sink, but maybe there's a palatable cocktail you can make with the stuff. I won't hold my breath.
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    Try some really good rum...Ron Z or Zaya. It'll make you forget all about Captian Morgans.

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    Another 2 great ones are Zacapa and 10 Cane Rum

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    Ugh rum... I had too much of it this weekend.

    Started out with 2 cocktails my buddy made called a "Happy Surfer."

    Next up was 4 Coors Lights on the beach, and those taste like run off from other brewerys.

    Next up I had 4, 22oz Fat Tires and those were good. Next had I think about 2 Firestone Double Barrel's.

    Finished the night off with about 5 shots of Malibu Rum, and those finished me off. That was about 4am and the next thing I remember was waking up on the dining room tile at 8:30am and starting a new day.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CgarDan
    Another 2 great ones are Zacapa and 10 Cane Rum
    How is the 10 cane...Been wanting to try it but can't find it locally.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cigarsarge
    How is the 10 cane...Been wanting to try it but can't find it locally.

    Pretty Good. I guess you have to try to really get a feel for it. You can buy it online for $30 for 750ML or I can check my local stores to see the prices on it.

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    oh when I drank weekly, 20 years ago I always drank Caption's and coke.






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    Quote Originally Posted by cinda
    oh when I drank weekly, 20 years ago I always drank Caption's and coke.

    Captain Morganss spiced rum and Captain Margan's Tattoo are two completely different drinks. From what I read the tattoo issupposed to be some kind of spice/black cherry flavoring. It tastes vaguely like some grape cough syrup I used to take as a kid.
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    Well, I'm not even going bother trying this stuff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kenyth
    Captain Morgans spiced rum and Captain Margan's Tattoo are two completely different drinks. From what I read the tattoo is supposed to be some kind of spice/black cherry flavoring. It tastes vaguely like some grape cough syrup I used to take as a kid.

    I am very out of the loop when it comes to alcohol. I read Captain's Morgan and really thought the rest was you being funny with the verbiage. Yes it does sound ------>






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    Speaking of Rum, what do you guys think of Havana Club 7year?
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    Quote Originally Posted by drew_goring
    Speaking of Rum, what do you guys think of Havana Club 7year?
    There is better rum for less money...It has it's place though.

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    in my limited years I will say that I have learned a few things. One of which is when liqour is on sale, there is usually a reason(at least in my area).

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    Quote Originally Posted by cigarsarge
    Try some really good rum...Ron Z or Zaya. It'll make you forget all about Captian Morgans.
    I keep 2 bottles of Zaya in stock at all times. The stuff is too die for. Guatemala is producing some excellent rums these days. Too bad you can only find it at one liquor store here in town. I hope they don't discontinue it.

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    I'm gonna have to find some of this Zaya. I don't think I've ever seen it before. What's a bottle go for?
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    i'll have to look for that other rum. i drink CM in my coke or dr pepper but can't really stand it straight.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kenyth
    I'm gonna have to find some of this Zaya. I don't think I've ever seen it before. What a bottle go for?
    $42.95 a bottle... you don't want to mix this stuff either.. sip it on the rocks, or straight at room temp...

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    I know an internet dealer that has Zaya on sale for $22.99 a bottle right now. Good deal...

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    Quote Originally Posted by cigarsarge
    I know an internet dealer that has Zaya on sale for $22.99 a bottle right now. Good deal...
    holy shit... pm pm pm!!!!

    I can knock out a couple of dad gifts and stock my bar in one quick swoop!

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    Ron Zacappa 23 anos is the best rum on the planet,I drink it neat.
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