Three 3rd Graders
Three third graders, an Irish kid, an Italian kid and a Newfie kid, are in the playground at recess.
One of them suggests that they play a new game. "Let's see who has the largest weenie," he says.
"Okay." They all agree.
The Italian kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out.
"That's nothing," says the Irish kid and he whips his out. His is a couple of inches longer.
Not to be outdone, the Newfie kid whips his out. It is by far the biggest.
That night, eating dinner at home, the Newfie kid's mother asks him what he did at school today. "Oh, we worked on a science project, had a math test and read out loud from a
new book .. and during recess, my friends and I played 'Let's see who has! the largest weenie.'"
"What kind of game is that, honey?" asks the mother.
"Well, me, Anthony and Patrick each pulled out our weenies and I had the biggest! The other kids say its because I'm a Newfie. Is that true, Mom?"
Mom replies, "No, Honey. It's because you're eighteen."
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