Mowing the Lawn

[CgarDan]

One saturday afternoon a man was sitting in his lawn chair, drinking beer and watching his wife mow the lawn

A neighbor was so outraged at this, she came over and shouted at the man " You should be hung "

To which he calmly replied, " I am. That's why she cuts the grass."

[nhcigarfan]

What were you hiding in the bushes when the neighbor came over the other day?