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  1. 03-16-2008, 08:31 AM #201
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    If I eat too many salted nuts or potato chips, I get.....

    xeric shit...
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    Now that I know what they are:
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  2. 03-16-2008, 11:07 AM #202
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    Zip is what I get for shit when I eat too much cheese
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  3. 03-16-2008, 01:41 PM #203
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    A man once took a shit in the river!
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  4. 03-16-2008, 02:27 PM #204
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    Beaver shit floats.
    "If your wife doesn't like the aroma of your cigar - change your wife."
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  5. 03-16-2008, 02:36 PM #205
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    Cat shit stinks...
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  6. 03-16-2008, 09:22 PM #206
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    Dang what shit we can think of next
    "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity,
    and I'm not sure about the former." -    Albert Einstein
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  7. 03-17-2008, 01:23 AM #207
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    everybody shits!
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  8. 03-17-2008, 08:57 AM #208
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    Farts are just shit without the mess.
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  9. 04-18-2008, 09:18 AM #209
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    Got some shit that's in my way.......next member in good standing that gives a shit and posts here will have a 5er on the way.
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  10. 04-18-2008, 09:54 AM #210
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    Have to love this kind of shit.
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  11. 04-18-2008, 10:10 AM #211
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    I'm shit out of luck for your address Bilal......PM me please.
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  12. 04-18-2008, 06:28 PM #212
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    Just out of shitty luck
    "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity,
    and I'm not sure about the former." -    Albert Einstein
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  13. 04-18-2008, 06:52 PM #213
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    "KING OF SHIT" is BDurrani! congrats
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  14. 04-18-2008, 08:18 PM #214
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    Shit........


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    1 Strike
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  15. 04-21-2008, 02:29 PM #215
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    Lucky I was away from my PC all weekend, I would have been all over this Shit!
    "We're at NOW now... everything that's hapening now... is happening NOW!"

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  16. 04-21-2008, 05:07 PM #216
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    This shit is still going??!
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  17. 04-21-2008, 05:39 PM #217
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    Man! i think im addicted to this shit!
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  18. 04-21-2008, 05:51 PM #218
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    Not again!
    If I can't smoke because smoking will kill me then life isn't worth living.

    -Ian Fleming
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  19. 04-22-2008, 06:31 AM #219
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    Quote Originally Posted by 597 View Post
    Not again!
    No shit here!! But some shit just flew out of my mailbox.
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  20. 04-22-2008, 08:27 AM #220
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    Quote Originally Posted by ashauler View Post
    No shit here!! But some shit just flew out of my mailbox.

    OH SHIT.... Everybody DUCK
    "We're at NOW now... everything that's hapening now... is happening NOW!"

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