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    perfect, this shit again.
    If I can't smoke because smoking will kill me then life isn't worth living.

    -Ian Fleming

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    Quite the post-Mexican food shit I just took; 'twas my first quad-flusher.

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    Repugnant Shit, of the Fuk'd up variety.

    That's what your Mexican-food-induced-quad-flushing-shit is
    "We're at NOW now... everything that's hapening now... is happening NOW!"

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    "I guess all we need to do now is give a shit what you think. I'll work on that."

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    Shit, quad-flusher. Shit must be dank.

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    That's some impressive shit, geesh, a quad flusher.

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    Under such shitty circumstances, I'm glad to see you've recovered!


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    Veritable Shit-Storm that it was, I'm surprised there were ANY survivors
    "We're at NOW now... everything that's hapening now... is happening NOW!"

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    "I guess all we need to do now is give a shit what you think. I'll work on that."

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    Shit twice after eating Mexican food, shame on me…Shit four times after eating Mexican food shame on JFellows…

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    Will you eat shitty Mexican food again?


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    Xylography, or the art of engraving on wood, could be perfected with post-Mexican food pressure-released shit blasts. Will I eat shitty Mexican food again? Certainly...maybe I'll go into the sign-making business and compete with ChefChris.

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    Holy Shit That is Funny

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    Your display of courage to eat shitty Mexican food inspires me.

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    Zippity-doo-doo
    Zippity-yay
    Quad flushed Shits
    an image that's here to stay

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    Ashauler, looks like you count to five for all the shit in a quad-shitter. Thanks for all the cigars!! Looking forward to smoking them!

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    Bullshit I say!! Glad they arrived safely, enjoy.

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    Crap, I mean shit, I mean, yeah, that's about right.
    Just a stay at home dad (retired until I choose otherwise, thanks Canadian Army medical pension) hanging out and enjoying the good life.

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    Dingo shit is good for gardening
    "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity,
    and I'm not sure about the former." -
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    Every time a bell rings an angel get some shitty wings....






    http://www.cmt.com/videos/eric-churc...le-smoke.jhtml?

    "Do this...go to Google and type in "Dumbass that can't take a hint"...notice the picture of a big feller in his Moms kitchen with a can of Wannabe RockStar on his man boob...Hey, that's you!" TheGreekTitan





    May God grant us the wisdom to discover right, the will to


    choose it, and the strength


    to make it endure










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    Farts are shit without the mess!
    "We're at NOW now... everything that's hapening now... is happening NOW!"

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    "I guess all we need to do now is give a shit what you think. I'll work on that."

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    Giraffe shit falls from a great distance.

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