Had a good shit today
Insert name here
Had a good shit today
I thought it was a tampon joke!
father of Lord Calvin
I will if there is some good shit coming.
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity,
and I'm not sure about the former." -Albert Einstein
Senior Member
Just saying, that kind of shit sounds personal. Too much information, if you know what I mean.
Last edited by Kenyth; 05-16-2008 at 08:52 AM.
"some people are like slinkies, they're not really good for anything but they can bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs." –Unknown
"He did for bullshit what Stonehenge did for rocks." -Cecil Adams
Senior Member
Just a friendly reminder that we need to keep this shit alphabetical.
father of Lord Calvin
kind of thought it had to be alphabetical
Shit!!!!! I forgot say shit
Last edited by mithril; 05-15-2008 at 02:18 PM.
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity,
and I'm not sure about the former." -Albert Einstein
Senior Member
Lame. Editing shitty posts is so very lame.
Just a stay at home dad (retired until I choose otherwise, thanks Canadian Army medical pension) hanging out and enjoying the good life.
Hell Toupee
My Shit doesn't stink, It's my farts that give me away
"We're at NOW now... everything that's hapening now... is happening NOW!"
~ Col. Sanders ~
"I guess all we need to do now is give a shit what you think. I'll work on that."
~ ashauler ~
Now according to basil there are shit-eating piranhas. Which, I guess would be a good thing if they ate only shit and not humans. But my concern is that if one swam up your ass eating shit and then could not turn around, he would be forced to eat his way out.
Last edited by DeeDubya; 05-15-2008 at 03:30 PM. Reason: Shitty spelling
Senior Member
Oh I don't believe a word of this shit.
Just a stay at home dad (retired until I choose otherwise, thanks Canadian Army medical pension) hanging out and enjoying the good life.
Piranha Serrasalmus: You better believe it eats shit. Check out that brown face.
father of Lord Calvin
.^
/|\ Quite shitty of the fish to do that
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"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity,
and I'm not sure about the former." -Albert Einstein
Senior Member
Really? That shit is impressive.
Just a stay at home dad (retired until I choose otherwise, thanks Canadian Army medical pension) hanging out and enjoying the good life.
father of Lord Calvin
So what would make shit impressive?
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity,
and I'm not sure about the former." -Albert Einstein
Senior Member
That shit is impressive, haven't you seen it?
Just a stay at home dad (retired until I choose otherwise, thanks Canadian Army medical pension) hanging out and enjoying the good life.
Thinking about jumping
There is nothing cool about a fish that can eat shit...Now a fish that can eat YOUR shit...Now that is impressive.
Undeniably underated, fish that eat shit deserve to be recognized too. I know a few small fish in the corporate world who eat shit every day. I'm so glad that I don't have to eat shit.
Senior Member
Very shitty feeling today I am.[/yoda voice]
Just a stay at home dad (retired until I choose otherwise, thanks Canadian Army medical pension) hanging out and enjoying the good life.
randomly selected
Was today a shitty day?
Age Quod Agis
1 Strike
father of Lord Calvin
I haven't shitted in four days
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity,
and I'm not sure about the former." -Albert Einstein
Thinking about jumping
x-rays can help you take a shit.
Last edited by Maduro Man; 05-29-2008 at 10:15 AM. Reason: I suck
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